This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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