So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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