Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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