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  • Submitted by koji8123 on Mar 19, 13 at 5:28pm

    If you mean the jury got to pick and I was on the jury, I'd choose bullet ants. \nIf the convicted had the choice, and I was the convicted, I would pick Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    Submitted by porksword on Mar 19, 13 at 7:31pm


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    Submitted by Phys on Mar 19, 13 at 7:59pm

    How bout the victim or their family chooses the animal but it has to be hilarious or ironic!

  • Submitted by adamd2p on Mar 19, 13 at 9:10pm

    Dude why would you choose bullet ants?? That would be the worst. I would just choose a rat than curb stomp it. Unless I was strapped in a chair, I would pick elephant.

  • Submitted by finalflash08 on Mar 19, 13 at 6:37pm

    Loch Ness Monster

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 19, 13 at 4:52pm

    Well, under that scenario, if I was sentenced to death because I was convicted of cannabalism, I'd choose a human as my animal.

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  • Submitted by woulda_coulda on Mar 19, 13 at 5:51pm

    Freakin awesome! I chose a sugar glider.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 19, 13 at 5:20pm

    Fire ants.

  • Submitted by entersandman13 on Mar 19, 13 at 5:00pm

    I think I'd choose some sort of herbivorous animal, because I could thumb my nose at peeps as the critter refused to eat me lol.

  • Submitted by ChicCheeks on Mar 20, 13 at 1:14am

    Giant squid. Definitely giant squid. It's quick, and awesome!

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  • Submitted by LemmePhister on Mar 19, 13 at 9:15pm

    sasquatch. cuz that shit doesn't exist!

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    Submitted by jedi_dropout on Mar 25, 13 at 1:48pm


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    Submitted by AtomicPlankton on Mar 22, 13 at 3:18pm

    Puppies. They are cute, but some are fucking vicious

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    Submitted by 1prettygirl on Mar 21, 13 at 4:40am

    Love it. I'm thinking hungry Puma.