Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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If you mean the jury got to pick and I was on the jury, I'd choose bullet ants. \nIf the convicted had the choice, and I was the convicted, I would pick Sarah Jessica Parker.
How bout the victim or their family chooses the animal but it has to be hilarious or ironic!
Loch Ness Monster
Dude why would you choose bullet ants?? That would be the worst. I would just choose a rat than curb stomp it. Unless I was strapped in a chair, I would pick elephant.
Freakin awesome! I chose a sugar glider.
Well, under that scenario, if I was sentenced to death because I was convicted of cannabalism, I'd choose a human as my animal.
Giant squid. Definitely giant squid. It's quick, and awesome!
I think I'd choose some sort of herbivorous animal, because I could thumb my nose at peeps as the critter refused to eat me lol.
sasquatch. cuz that shit doesn't exist!
Puppies. They are cute, but some are fucking vicious
Love it. I'm thinking hungry Puma.