gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We just shotgunned beers for America
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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