I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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What would make this scary or messed up is if she sent it at 8am while driving her kids to school.
Also, I'm pretty sure she was being funny when she said "being a mom has finally paid off".
Why are you people all high and mighty all of the sudden? Is it because it's not about underage drinking or dirty whore sex?
What a mom! Always a problem solver
being a mom has finally paid off? because you're able to mix captain with a juice box? nothing else has been significant since you had a kid? not even having it..? i'm at a loss for words
I have a 2 year old. I have mixed tequila with apple juice. Wouldn't have juice in the fridge if it wasn't for the 2 year old. Thanks son!
Done it... tequila and juice boxes. Citrus blend juice I believe. I don't buy juice for myself, only the kids.
I swear this is a repeat.
wow. thats horrible.
Terrible person how? Just because a person is a parent they can't drink? As long as they're not endangering their children I don't see the problem here.
This is a mom that knows how to turn down her collar and get it done !! Captain and juice box now that's epic !!!! ( big tone rides again)
Falls into the category of "Why the fuck do you have a kid?"
2:53- I do I do I dooooooooooo
Scary. Really? Are you five? Even my six year old has been taught how to mix a martini!! She better!
Diet coke just makes it stronger..the fake sugar actually increases the effects of alcohol. If you want more of a coke taste tho..I suggest coke zero. OR better yet, coke zero vanilla. it's rum in heaven form.
This mom=Slutty Soccer Mom.
9:07 even when I was 13 I knew what captain was. Haha
I did this in college with vodka and Capri Suns. Kinda scary to hear of a parent doing it, though...
8.53 I agree they are terrible people. Anyone who doesn't keep a full supply of everything ready and is so desperate that they will taint it with juice instead of drinking it straight should be shot. 9.04. (1) if you don't know don't ask. It makes me sad to know you haven't experienced the many pleasures of the captain. 9.04 (2) LOL.
does captain and diet coke actually taste any different than regular coke? :/
It's really bad when you use Foumula to make a White Russian
It's the guy from the Wiggles. You should know that.
^^^how are you at a loss for words? this is a fucking trash-talking website. get over yourself.
You're a terrible person.
Thats messed up.
I love it.
It's moments like these that make you realize you were born to be a parent. Moms rule.
Sell your kids and buy some more diet. Think damn you!
8:24 does diet coke taste any different than regular coke?
There's nothing wrong AT ALL with a Slutty Soccer Mom.
Mom of the freakin' year over here. Can't say I was shocked to see the area code was from Kentucky though.
Oh, and underage drinking and dirty whore sex <3 <3 God Bless America.