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  • What would make this scary or messed up is if she sent it at 8am while driving her kids to school. Also, I'm pretty sure she was being funny when she said "being a mom has finally paid off". Why are you people all high and mighty all of the sudden? Is it because it's not about underage drinking or dirty whore sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:06pm
  • What a mom! Always a problem solver

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Ahahahhahahaha I have a 2 year old. I have mixed tequila with apple juice. Wouldn't have juice in the fridge if it wasn't for the 2 year old. Thanks son!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:10pm
  • being a mom has finally paid off? because you're able to mix captain with a juice box? nothing else has been significant since you had a kid? not even having it..? i'm at a loss for words

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:37am
  • Done it... tequila and juice boxes. Citrus blend juice I believe. I don't buy juice for myself, only the kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:23pm
  • captain+orange soda=heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:53am
  • wow. thats horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:49pm
  • I swear this is a repeat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Terrible person how? Just because a person is a parent they can't drink? As long as they're not endangering their children I don't see the problem here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:21pm
  • This is a mom that knows how to turn down her collar and get it done !! Captain and juice box now that's epic !!!! ( big tone rides again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Falls into the category of "Why the fuck do you have a kid?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:39am
  • 2:53- I do I do I dooooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:11am
  • Diet coke just makes it stronger..the fake sugar actually increases the effects of alcohol. If you want more of a coke taste tho..I suggest coke zero. OR better yet, coke zero vanilla. it's rum in heaven form.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Scary. Really? Are you five? Even my six year old has been taught how to mix a martini!! She better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:26am
  • This mom=Slutty Soccer Mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 9:07 even when I was 13 I knew what captain was. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:18pm
  • I did this in college with vodka and Capri Suns. Kinda scary to hear of a parent doing it, though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:24am
  • 8.53 I agree they are terrible people. Anyone who doesn't keep a full supply of everything ready and is so desperate that they will taint it with juice instead of drinking it straight should be shot. 9.04. (1) if you don't know don't ask. It makes me sad to know you haven't experienced the many pleasures of the captain. 9.04 (2) LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:48pm
  • It's the guy from the Wiggles. You should know that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:08pm
  • It's really bad when you use Foumula to make a White Russian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:34pm
  • does captain and diet coke actually taste any different than regular coke? :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:42pm
  • ^^^how are you at a loss for words? this is a fucking trash-talking website. get over yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Thats messed up. I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:48pm
  • It's moments like these that make you realize you were born to be a parent. Moms rule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:18am
  • You're a terrible person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Sell your kids and buy some more diet. Think damn you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:04pm
  • There's nothing wrong AT ALL with a Slutty Soccer Mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:29pm
  • 8:24 does diet coke taste any different than regular coke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Mom of the freakin' year over here. Can't say I was shocked to see the area code was from Kentucky though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:03am
  • Oh, and underage drinking and dirty whore sex <3 <3 God Bless America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:04am