I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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