i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I will die if light touches me.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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