My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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whats better than having sex with many different people? having sex with the same person and getting more than all those people that count their hook ups
I'm sure the hookup he was referring to was a mermaid, right 4:39?
Baltimore whore!!! No wonder Baltimore is the US STI capital city! Disgusting
Shittttt 4:29 you are doing work.
the other day i got pretty excited i was at 22...turns out im really 28....
When u get to four digits you can talk.
10:18 i think it's weird that you think anyone would believe that. you're not flava flav kid
im a boat mothafucker take a look at me
And while OP was doing this, their ex was at kinkos straight flippin copies
7:19 is a virgin too.
10:19 did u have a rough nite
I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips and shit
10:18 is a supasta!!!!!
I'm at 19 and my friends say if 20 is a good one we can have a big party celebrating my vag.
This text is only funny if the op is underage....
im gonna be "On A Boat" for halloween. 529 439 446
Seventeen? Keep at it champ. I will be rounding out 42 tonight...
I'm only at 7! Wowza... Then again it wasn't even a year ago that I lost my virginity...
10:18 it doesn't count if it's your mom.
It's like tryin to remember how much soda u drink in a year
<3 4:39 and 4:46
i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
I lost count... Maybe I'm a slut but really I just like to fuck. And I've never gotten an STD or knocked up.
How do u keep track of that
Haha 10:18 just cuz u a whore fucker dont mean u a pinp
But of course 4:46, and then they had a post coital ride on a dolphin doin flips an shit., gettin errybody all wet
Does anyone think it's wired that I'm 13 amd have banged 7 diffrent girls?
Fuck yeah! Go Baltimore!
10:31 wow he's just a kid and already fuckin girls so I'd call him a pimp not a motherfucker
6:27 here the actual number of chicks iv bangedd is zero though i did get it on with my
Whoops, I'm on a boat*
10:18 ur a beaver scrotum licker, aretarded moosefucker, and a pizza humping fuckface
Why so classy, Baltimore?
Meh. Barney Stinson kicks all your asses.
11:25...favorite line. props
People keep mentioning Baltimore, but 443 and a sailboat makes me think Annapolis.
No 10:18 I think it's WEIRD that you're 13 and you can't SPELL.
Someone should tell OP that family doesn't count.
Yes, it was Annapolis.
WTF 10:21 there is no 7:18
I am 35 and I lost count about 10 years ago. I'd say somewhere about 60 to 70... MLIA
Im guessing Annapolis, thats what we do
5:13 = fail
and then op found 5 dollars
Hells yeah, 4:55- that's what I'm screamin.
It's interesting how people are so eager to point out there whoriness... I wouldn't want to date someone, girl or guy, who has hooked up with tons of people... Gross. Who knows what they've got on their dick/vag :-/
Reminds me of when I banged 36 back in '04, and that includes the gf I had for 5 months...
haha..sounds like the time I realized I was at 23 and not 22.