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  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:13pm

    whats better than having sex with many different people? having sex with the same person and getting more than all those people that count their hook ups

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:31pm

    Baltimore whore!!! No wonder Baltimore is the US STI capital city! Disgusting

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:46pm

    I'm sure the hookup he was referring to was a mermaid, right 4:39?

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:39pm

    im a boat mothafucker take a look at me

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:16pm

    7:19 is a virgin too.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:30pm

    Shittttt 4:29 you are doing work.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:55pm

    When u get to four digits you can talk.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:01am

    I'm at 19 and my friends say if 20 is a good one we can have a big party celebrating my vag.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:09pm

    10:18 i think it's weird that you think anyone would believe that. you're not flava flav kid

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:31pm

    10:18 it doesn't count if it's your mom.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02am

    This text is only funny if the op is underage....

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:25pm

    And while OP was doing this, their ex was at kinkos straight flippin copies

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:36pm

    How do u keep track of that

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:10pm

    10:18 is a supasta!!!!!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:26pm

    I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips and shit

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:40pm

    the other day i got pretty excited i was at 22...turns out im really 28....

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:29pm

    <3 4:39 and 4:46 i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:40pm

    Seventeen? Keep at it champ. I will be rounding out 42 tonight...

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:29pm

    I'm only at 7! Wowza... Then again it wasn't even a year ago that I lost my virginity...

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:26pm

    10:19 did u have a rough nite

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:45pm

    10:31 wow he's just a kid and already fuckin girls so I'd call him a pimp not a motherfucker

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:37pm

    It's like tryin to remember how much soda u drink in a year

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:53pm

    Fuck yeah! Go Baltimore!

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:48pm

    WTF 10:21 there is no 7:18

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:48pm

    I lost count... Maybe I'm a slut but really I just like to fuck. And I've never gotten an STD or knocked up.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:27pm

    10:18 ur a beaver scrotum licker, aretarded moosefucker, and a pizza humping fuckface

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:20pm

    Why so classy, Baltimore?

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:50am

    Whoops, I'm on a boat*

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:49pm

    Meh. Barney Stinson kicks all your asses.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:58pm

    No 10:18 I think it's WEIRD that you're 13 and you can't SPELL.

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:04pm

    6:27 here the actual number of chicks iv bangedd is zero though i did get it on with my

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:03pm

    im gonna be "On A Boat" for halloween. 529 439 446

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:30am

    Yes, it was Annapolis.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:05pm

    Haha 10:18 just cuz u a whore fucker dont mean u a pinp

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:13am

    It's interesting how people are so eager to point out there whoriness... I wouldn't want to date someone, girl or guy, who has hooked up with tons of people... Gross. Who knows what they've got on their dick/vag :-/

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:18pm

    Does anyone think it's wired that I'm 13 amd have banged 7 diffrent girls?

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:13am

    11:25...favorite line. props

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:14pm

    But of course 4:46, and then they had a post coital ride on a dolphin doin flips an shit., gettin errybody all wet

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:16pm

    5:13 = fail and then op found 5 dollars

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:09pm

    I am 35 and I lost count about 10 years ago. I'd say somewhere about 60 to 70... MLIA

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:58pm

    Hells yeah, 4:55- that's what I'm screamin.

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:32pm

    Someone should tell OP that family doesn't count.

  • 27 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:23am

    People keep mentioning Baltimore, but 443 and a sailboat makes me think Annapolis.

  • 27 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:27pm

    Reminds me of when I banged 36 back in '04, and that includes the gf I had for 5 months...

  • 27 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:48pm

    haha..sounds like the time I realized I was at 23 and not 22.

  • 26 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:06pm

    Im guessing Annapolis, thats what we do