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  • whats better than having sex with many different people? having sex with the same person and getting more than all those people that count their hook ups

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:13pm
  • I'm sure the hookup he was referring to was a mermaid, right 4:39?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Baltimore whore!!! No wonder Baltimore is the US STI capital city! Disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Shittttt 4:29 you are doing work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:30pm
  • the other day i got pretty excited i was at 22...turns out im really 28....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:40pm
  • 10:18 i think it's weird that you think anyone would believe that. you're not flava flav kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:09pm
  • When u get to four digits you can talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:55pm
  • And while OP was doing this, their ex was at kinkos straight flippin copies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:25pm
  • im a boat mothafucker take a look at me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:39pm
  • I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips and shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 10:18 is a supasta!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:10pm
  • im gonna be "On A Boat" for halloween. 529 439 446

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 7:19 is a virgin too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:16pm
  • 10:19 did u have a rough nite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:26pm
  • <3 4:39 and 4:46 i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:29pm
  • I lost count... Maybe I'm a slut but really I just like to fuck. And I've never gotten an STD or knocked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:48pm
  • I'm only at 7! Wowza... Then again it wasn't even a year ago that I lost my virginity...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 10:18 it doesn't count if it's your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:31pm
  • It's like tryin to remember how much soda u drink in a year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Does anyone think it's wired that I'm 13 amd have banged 7 diffrent girls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:18pm
  • This text is only funny if the op is underage....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02am
  • How do u keep track of that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Seventeen? Keep at it champ. I will be rounding out 42 tonight...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:40pm
  • I'm at 19 and my friends say if 20 is a good one we can have a big party celebrating my vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:01am
  • Haha 10:18 just cuz u a whore fucker dont mean u a pinp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 6:27 here the actual number of chicks iv bangedd is zero though i did get it on with my

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:04pm
  • But of course 4:46, and then they had a post coital ride on a dolphin doin flips an shit., gettin errybody all wet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:14pm
  • 10:18 ur a beaver scrotum licker, aretarded moosefucker, and a pizza humping fuckface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:27pm
  • No 10:18 I think it's WEIRD that you're 13 and you can't SPELL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:58pm
  • 10:31 wow he's just a kid and already fuckin girls so I'd call him a pimp not a motherfucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Fuck yeah! Go Baltimore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Whoops, I'm on a boat*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:50am
  • People keep mentioning Baltimore, but 443 and a sailboat makes me think Annapolis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:23am
  • Meh. Barney Stinson kicks all your asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Why so classy, Baltimore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Someone should tell OP that family doesn't count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:32pm
  • 11:25...favorite line. props

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:13am
  • I am 35 and I lost count about 10 years ago. I'd say somewhere about 60 to 70... MLIA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Im guessing Annapolis, thats what we do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Yes, it was Annapolis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:30am
  • 5:13 = fail and then op found 5 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:16pm
  • WTF 10:21 there is no 7:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Reminds me of when I banged 36 back in '04, and that includes the gf I had for 5 months...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:27pm
  • haha..sounds like the time I realized I was at 23 and not 22.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Hells yeah, 4:55- that's what I'm screamin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:58pm
  • It's interesting how people are so eager to point out there whoriness... I wouldn't want to date someone, girl or guy, who has hooked up with tons of people... Gross. Who knows what they've got on their dick/vag :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:13am