My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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whats better than having sex with many different people? having sex with the same person and getting more than all those people that count their hook ups
I'm sure the hookup he was referring to was a mermaid, right 4:39?
Baltimore whore!!! No wonder Baltimore is the US STI capital city! Disgusting
Shittttt 4:29 you are doing work.
10:18 i think it's weird that you think anyone would believe that. you're not flava flav kid
the other day i got pretty excited i was at 22...turns out im really 28....
And while OP was doing this, their ex was at kinkos straight flippin copies
When u get to four digits you can talk.
How do u keep track of that
im gonna be "On A Boat" for halloween. 529 439 446
I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips and shit
10:18 is a supasta!!!!!
It's like tryin to remember how much soda u drink in a year
But of course 4:46, and then they had a post coital ride on a dolphin doin flips an shit., gettin errybody all wet
<3 4:39 and 4:46
i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
7:19 is a virgin too.
I'm only at 7! Wowza... Then again it wasn't even a year ago that I lost my virginity...
10:19 did u have a rough nite
I lost count... Maybe I'm a slut but really I just like to fuck. And I've never gotten an STD or knocked up.
10:18 it doesn't count if it's your mom.
Meh. Barney Stinson kicks all your asses.
Does anyone think it's wired that I'm 13 amd have banged 7 diffrent girls?
6:27 here the actual number of chicks iv bangedd is zero though i did get it on with my
im a boat mothafucker take a look at me
This text is only funny if the op is underage....
I'm at 19 and my friends say if 20 is a good one we can have a big party celebrating my vag.
Haha 10:18 just cuz u a whore fucker dont mean u a pinp
Seventeen? Keep at it champ. I will be rounding out 42 tonight...
No 10:18 I think it's WEIRD that you're 13 and you can't SPELL.
Fuck yeah! Go Baltimore!
People keep mentioning Baltimore, but 443 and a sailboat makes me think Annapolis.
10:31 wow he's just a kid and already fuckin girls so I'd call him a pimp not a motherfucker
10:18 ur a beaver scrotum licker, aretarded moosefucker, and a pizza humping fuckface
Whoops, I'm on a boat*
I am 35 and I lost count about 10 years ago. I'd say somewhere about 60 to 70... MLIA
Someone should tell OP that family doesn't count.
Why so classy, Baltimore?
Im guessing Annapolis, thats what we do
WTF 10:21 there is no 7:18
11:25...favorite line. props
Yes, it was Annapolis.
5:13 = fail
and then op found 5 dollars
Reminds me of when I banged 36 back in '04, and that includes the gf I had for 5 months...
haha..sounds like the time I realized I was at 23 and not 22.
Hells yeah, 4:55- that's what I'm screamin.
It's interesting how people are so eager to point out there whoriness... I wouldn't want to date someone, girl or guy, who has hooked up with tons of people... Gross. Who knows what they've got on their dick/vag :-/