I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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