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  • You can't walk around half cocked.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 2:19pm
  • Some people get it removed for who knows what reason. It's possible.

    Submitted by Andr913 on Dec 15, 11 at 1:01pm
  • I've lived for quite some time without that appendage. Me and roughly half the world....and we are better for it :-P

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 15, 11 at 2:37pm
    • Yes, but women have a clitoris instead. Having "every mans favorite pink pearl" and boobies to play with is what makes not having "that apendage" worthwhile.

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 3:26pm
      • Really? How often are you trying to get one of those appendages? And peach, how long have you gone without? Poor girl!

        Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 3:47pm
        • Silly boy! I meant "not having" as in not being male; not as in not getting any! I'd much rather be a female than a male, because... Bitches be crazy!

          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 6:01pm
          • Yeah, but we can pee standing up, do puppet shows, AND do the propeller dance so nanny nanny!

            Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 7:48pm
            • fuck yes the helicopter!! you spin me right round baby....plus we can hang coffee mugs off our business

              Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 15, 11 at 8:16pm
              • And all we can do with our 'business' is grow babies and bring life into the world; you're right, helicopter wins.

                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 8:29pm
                • Hedonistic ftw. LOL

                  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 15, 11 at 9:00pm
                  • Can't do it unless we're business partners...

                    Submitted by porksword on Dec 15, 11 at 9:49pm
                    • Frozen pop shop!!! Granted men are still involved for the donation, but not the incubation. ;-)

                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 10:17pm
                      • I can grow life on my balls...I just won't wash them...in a month the shit growing there will be blowing up our monuments in attacks so elaborate it'll make Michael bay blush

                        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 1:11am
  • I'd die without my cock to yank around or pound vagggg with, speaking of that I need some who's up for it

    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 15, 11 at 4:40pm
    • I meant to respond but accidentally reported you. My bad.

      Submitted by stackjr on Dec 15, 11 at 4:43pm