Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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You can't walk around half cocked.
I've lived for quite some time without that appendage. Me and roughly half the world....and we are better for it :-P
Yes, but women have a clitoris instead. Having "every mans favorite pink pearl" and boobies to play with is what makes not having "that apendage" worthwhile.
Really? How often are you trying to get one of those appendages? And peach, how long have you gone without? Poor girl!
Silly boy! I meant "not having" as in not being male; not as in not getting any! I'd much rather be a female than a male, because... Bitches be crazy!
Yeah, but we can pee standing up, do puppet shows, AND do the propeller dance so nanny nanny!
fuck yes the helicopter!! you spin me right round baby....plus we can hang coffee mugs off our business
And all we can do with our 'business' is grow babies and bring life into the world; you're right, helicopter wins.
Hedonistic ftw. LOL
Can't do it unless we're business partners...
Frozen pop shop!!! Granted men are still involved for the donation, but not the incubation. ;-)
I can grow life on my balls...I just won't wash them...in a month the shit growing there will be blowing up our monuments in attacks so elaborate it'll make Michael bay blush
Wow ...... How can you not be turned on by that.....
I know right? my balls being the setting for "dead space 3"...so hot
Some people get it removed for who knows what reason. It's possible.
I'd die without my cock to yank around or pound vagggg with, speaking of that I need some who's up for it
I meant to respond but accidentally reported you. My bad.