hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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