Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i think my cat just said my name.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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