Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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