Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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