He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Eating pussy is like being in the mob, one slip of the tongue and your in deep shit.
...an electrical outlet.
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that. I mean this IS TFLN.
with u on that one
From eating out to tossing salad
It wasn't necessarily the wrong place
What do a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole have in common? You know it's wrong but you eventually have to put your tongue on it.
when I read this, I'm suddenly reminded of that movie "Teeth" and that girl with the teeth in her vag.
Excellent bad movie. Ranks right up there with Killer Clowns From Outer Space and Evil Bong!
And human centipede
Tongue punch in the fart box yeahhh buddy
1. a "nice" guy wouldn't be in this situation, and 2. there is no "wrong" place for a tongue.
GA, watch out. steven5441 is just DOGFARTS with a different name.
Thank you lol...I dont pay much attention...this site is funny...the people are far better than the texts.
I dont understand why I attract attention. I post my first thought, apparently I'm mostly way off base...but I'm not trolling....most of the time when I post I'm highish from the crap my doctor decided would fix my insomnia....like now. Plus I've been stuck at home all month with a fubared ankle, fuck gravity.
Actually I don't get it either. More often than not your comments make me smirk.
I swear I'm not dogfarts. I meant that I love her comments. If she wants a cyber stalker that lusts after her, I could probably pull that off.
I really don't I have my hubbs, lol, I take it all with a grain of salt...it's a website. ;)
Don't be a prude bitch.
i can't decide if this is about a Catholic priest, or Michael Jackson.
Oh oh oh now I'm in search of 'Teeth'!
Story of my life.
is that even possible?!
Are you implying that there's no wrong place to put your tongue, or that you really don't get how this could happen?
The gift that keeps on giving...
Lol. I love you.
Guys she's obvs fucking a dude with a crazed ASS FETISH!!!!
If you think about it, don't all guys have an ass fetish? Homo or straight, all men like ass!
South jerseeeyyyyyyy!!! Fuck right!
@steven5441 don't forget about troll 2.