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  • Eating pussy is like being in the mob, one slip of the tongue and your in deep shit.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 26, 11 at 4:46pm
  • ...an electrical outlet.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 26, 11 at 7:09pm
  • From eating out to tossing salad

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 26, 11 at 5:21pm
  • It wasn't necessarily the wrong place

    Submitted by NC_guy82 on Oct 26, 11 at 8:46pm
  • What do a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole have in common? You know it's wrong but you eventually have to put your tongue on it.

    Submitted by Bloomfield on Oct 27, 11 at 2:25am
  • when I read this, I'm suddenly reminded of that movie "Teeth" and that girl with the teeth in her vag.

    Submitted by sum_yum_gal on Oct 26, 11 at 5:40pm
    • Excellent bad movie. Ranks right up there with Killer Clowns From Outer Space and Evil Bong!

      Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 26, 11 at 10:47pm
  • Tongue punch in the fart box yeahhh buddy

    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Oct 27, 11 at 12:55pm
  • 1. a "nice" guy wouldn't be in this situation, and 2. there is no "wrong" place for a tongue.

    Submitted by pope on Nov 2, 11 at 12:47pm
  • GA, watch out. steven5441 is just DOGFARTS with a different name.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 26, 11 at 10:56pm
    • Thank you lol...I dont pay much attention...this site is funny...the people are far better than the texts.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 3:32am
    • I dont understand why I attract attention. I post my first thought, apparently I'm mostly way off base...but I'm not trolling....most of the time when I post I'm highish from the crap my doctor decided would fix my insomnia....like now. Plus I've been stuck at home all month with a fubared ankle, fuck gravity.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 3:55am
      • Actually I don't get it either. More often than not your comments make me smirk.

        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:10am
      • I swear I'm not dogfarts. I meant that I love her comments. If she wants a cyber stalker that lusts after her, I could probably pull that off.

        Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:25am
        • I really don't I have my hubbs, lol, I take it all with a grain of salt...it's a website. ;)

          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 5:30pm
  • Don't be a prude bitch.

    Submitted by tb2003champs on Oct 26, 11 at 6:00pm
  • i can't decide if this is about a Catholic priest, or Michael Jackson.

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:41pm
  • Oh oh oh now I'm in search of 'Teeth'!

    Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:43pm
  • Story of my life.

    Submitted by JohnStayMoist on Oct 27, 11 at 7:32am
  • is that even possible?!

    Submitted by deckswife on Oct 26, 11 at 7:18pm
    • Are you implying that there's no wrong place to put your tongue, or that you really don't get how this could happen?

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 3:06pm
  • Guys she's obvs fucking a dude with a crazed ASS FETISH!!!!

    Submitted by zvpga on Oct 27, 11 at 3:08am
    • If you think about it, don't all guys have an ass fetish? Homo or straight, all men like ass!

      Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:31am
  • The gift that keeps on giving...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 26, 11 at 4:39pm
  • South jerseeeyyyyyyy!!! Fuck right!

    Submitted by lesbeehonest on Oct 27, 11 at 3:45am
  • @steven5441 don't forget about troll 2.

    Submitted by apc700 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:40pm