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  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 26, 11 at 4:46pm

    Eating pussy is like being in the mob, one slip of the tongue and your in deep shit.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 26, 11 at 7:09pm

    ...an electrical outlet.

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      Submitted by Psychonextdoor on Oct 26, 11 at 7:56pm

      I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that. I mean this IS TFLN.

  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 26, 11 at 5:21pm

    From eating out to tossing salad

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    Submitted by NC_guy82 on Oct 26, 11 at 8:46pm

    It wasn't necessarily the wrong place

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    Submitted by Bloomfield on Oct 27, 11 at 2:25am

    What do a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole have in common? You know it's wrong but you eventually have to put your tongue on it.

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    Submitted by tb2003champs on Oct 26, 11 at 6:00pm

    Don't be a prude bitch.

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    Submitted by sum_yum_gal on Oct 26, 11 at 5:40pm

    when I read this, I'm suddenly reminded of that movie "Teeth" and that girl with the teeth in her vag.

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      Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 26, 11 at 10:47pm

      Excellent bad movie. Ranks right up there with Killer Clowns From Outer Space and Evil Bong!

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        Submitted by Twiztidz on Oct 26, 11 at 11:15pm

        And human centipede

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    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Oct 27, 11 at 12:55pm

    Tongue punch in the fart box yeahhh buddy

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 26, 11 at 10:56pm

    GA, watch out. steven5441 is just DOGFARTS with a different name.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 3:32am

      Thank you lol...I dont pay much attention...this site is funny...the people are far better than the texts.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 3:55am

      I dont understand why I attract attention. I post my first thought, apparently I'm mostly way off base...but I'm not trolling....most of the time when I post I'm highish from the crap my doctor decided would fix my insomnia....like now. Plus I've been stuck at home all month with a fubared ankle, fuck gravity.

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        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:10am

        Actually I don't get it either. More often than not your comments make me smirk.

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        Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:25am

        I swear I'm not dogfarts. I meant that I love her comments. If she wants a cyber stalker that lusts after her, I could probably pull that off.

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          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 5:30pm

          I really don't I have my hubbs, lol, I take it all with a grain of salt...it's a website. ;)

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:41pm

    i can't decide if this is about a Catholic priest, or Michael Jackson.

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    Submitted by pope on Nov 2, 11 at 12:47pm

    1. a "nice" guy wouldn't be in this situation, and 2. there is no "wrong" place for a tongue.

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    Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:43pm

    Oh oh oh now I'm in search of 'Teeth'!

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    Submitted by deckswife on Oct 26, 11 at 7:18pm

    is that even possible?!

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      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 3:06pm

      Are you implying that there's no wrong place to put your tongue, or that you really don't get how this could happen?

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    Submitted by zvpga on Oct 27, 11 at 3:08am

    Guys she's obvs fucking a dude with a crazed ASS FETISH!!!!

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      Submitted by steven5441 on Oct 27, 11 at 9:31am

      If you think about it, don't all guys have an ass fetish? Homo or straight, all men like ass!

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    Submitted by lesbeehonest on Oct 27, 11 at 3:45am

    South jerseeeyyyyyyy!!! Fuck right!

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 26, 11 at 4:39pm

    The gift that keeps on giving...

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    Submitted by JohnStayMoist on Oct 27, 11 at 7:32am

    Story of my life.

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    Submitted by apc700 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:40pm

    @steven5441 don't forget about troll 2.