I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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The other day I shut the passenger side door to my car for my girlfriend, and I farted the entire walk around the back of the car to the drivers door. It was nuts. We had chipotle and I had been holding in the fart for like 20 minutes. It felt so good
I punched a priest in the dick. Hail Satan!
I need to know how long his/her legs are...and how fast they were walking...not an accurate unit of measure to say the least! hahaha
My boyfriend did 10 sidewalk squares on our drunk walk home!
I'm sure there was some shart at some point but they won't mention that
better change them funky drawers - daym!
Dude go for 6 and do it right! Shart all over the place.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I don't care how long his legs are, or what his stride is...this poor guy needs to see a doctor...RIGHT NOW! That just ain't right. There is something seriously wrong with this guy.
At least I'm assuming that it's a guy, as girls don't usually brag about things like that.
That doesn't sound like a very accurate scale...
6:13. What the fuck!
OP probably had skidd marks on his undies when he was done.
Way to give Portland a lame rep. Or maybe this was a ploy to get people to NOT move here. If it's the latter, well done.
Go shove a broom handle in ur ass 6:13
are you sure the texter didn't just shit himself?