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  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:02am
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    The other day I shut the passenger side door to my car for my girlfriend, and I farted the entire walk around the back of the car to the drivers door. It was nuts. We had chipotle and I had been holding in the fart for like 20 minutes. It felt so good

  • 55 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:48pm
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    Dude go for 6 and do it right! Shart all over the place.

  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:41pm
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    I need to know how long his/her legs are...and how fast they were walking...not an accurate unit of measure to say the least! hahaha

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:49am
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    My boyfriend did 10 sidewalk squares on our drunk walk home!

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:28pm
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    Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:53pm
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    I'm sure there was some shart at some point but they won't mention that

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:08pm
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    That doesn't sound like a very accurate scale...

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:53pm
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    better change them funky drawers - daym!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:26pm
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    6:13. What the fuck!

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:43pm
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    I don't care how long his legs are, or what his stride is...this poor guy needs to see a doctor...RIGHT NOW! That just ain't right. There is something seriously wrong with this guy. At least I'm assuming that it's a guy, as girls don't usually brag about things like that.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Go shove a broom handle in ur ass 6:13

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:16pm
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    Way to give Portland a lame rep. Or maybe this was a ploy to get people to NOT move here. If it's the latter, well done.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:41pm
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    are you sure the texter didn't just shit himself?

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:29pm
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    I punched a priest in the dick. Hail Satan!

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:30pm
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    OP probably had skidd marks on his undies when he was done.