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  • 81 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:27pm

    Yeahhh Minnesota. P-town?

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:47pm

    No a hit of heroin is the breakfast of a champion. Followed by a....

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:42pm

    Lol in terre haute, Indiana meth is the proper meal for any time of the day.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:07pm

    Does it piss a guy off if you stop in the middle of hand job right before he cums?

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:28am

    Agreed

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:36pm

    No 9:07. We just love it when our balls have a nice shade of blue.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:53pm

    I am a TFLN moderator and I approve this message. - TFLN moderator

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:57am

    1:26 is obviously a bitchy man.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:31pm

    9:07, god gave us hands to finish what y'all started :)

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:06pm

    Go Minneapolis !! 763 plymouth?? Yeahhh MN

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:12am

    Blue balls aren't real, guys are big fucking babies and think it's a girl responsibility to get them off. Shut the fuck up.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:51pm

    9:07 it sure pisses me off. Same with when i get a bj and they stop short

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:26am

    1:12 you're a fucking moron. That would be like saying your ovaries don't hurt during your period. Do the world a favor and never reproduce you dumb cumt

    • 67 52
      Submitted by kb12 on Feb 14, 10 at 3:21pm

      1:26, girls' ovaries DON'T hurt when they get their periods. Do some research before you try to insult somebody.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:00am

    But your ovaries don't hurt when you have your period you dip shit. It is the inner walls of the vagina where te blood and tissue is ripping from the walls.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:35pm

    I wanna see it

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:40pm

    Got whooped

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:41am

    Hahahaha my first hand Job. I didn't know how to tell when he came and so I stopped and he was like going nuts. "stop teasing me!! Please!!" be said that about 3 times before I f finnished him off

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:06pm

    In Nazi Germany flacid cock mentally fucks you!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:35am

    Actually the pain is from the uterus contracting to squeeze the blood out, sort of like labour but not as bad.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by heyoh on Feb 11, 10 at 5:10pm

    it's the proper way to start the day

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:35pm

    Not Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:39pm

    Or maybe it's quite common?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:42am

    Your ovaries might feel pain mid-cycle, during ovulation. But many women don't even experience painful oulation.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:10pm

    Slut

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:09pm

    Maybe the girl is just lucky she doesn't.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:13am

    Well, you seemed to like it when it was in your mouth. We should totally do that again.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:08pm

    Mhm

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:31pm

    In Montezuma, Indiana crack is the breakfast of champions

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:36am

    Minnesota baby!!!!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:05pm

    Lol great

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:05pm

    First;;

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:16am

    I'm a girl and it never hurts when I'm on my period. Ever. So no, maybe your all wrong.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 11, 10 at 5:47pm

    Nice, a submission that actually sounds like a real text.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:28am

    Period pain is both contracting and tissue tearing.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:45pm

    Well maybe your just an unlucky hoe :)

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:47pm

    9:07 that's what the mouth is for. the stomach is the best trash can for sex

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:29pm

    9.16 I'm a girl and my periods are always painful!

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:54pm

    In asia china flacid cock wake up to you.

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:52pm

    Big black dicks love skinny, hot white girls. No black guy fucks a black girl unless he is too ugly or stinky to get s white girl