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  • Yeahhh Minnesota. P-town?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:27pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:47pm
  • Does it piss a guy off if you stop in the middle of hand job right before he cums?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:07pm
  • 1:12 you're a fucking moron. That would be like saying your ovaries don't hurt during your period. Do the world a favor and never reproduce you dumb cumt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:26am
    • 1:26, girls' ovaries DON'T hurt when they get their periods. Do some research before you try to insult somebody.

      Submitted by kb12 on Feb 14, 10 at 3:21pm
  • 9:07, god gave us hands to finish what y'all started :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Lol in terre haute, Indiana meth is the proper meal for any time of the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:42pm
  • No 9:07. We just love it when our balls have a nice shade of blue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Agreed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:28am
  • 1:26 is obviously a bitchy man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:57am
  • Go Minneapolis !! 763 plymouth?? Yeahhh MN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:06pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:53pm
  • 9:07 it sure pisses me off. Same with when i get a bj and they stop short

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:51pm
  • Nice, a submission that actually sounds like a real text.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 11, 10 at 5:47pm
  • Hahahaha my first hand Job. I didn't know how to tell when he came and so I stopped and he was like going nuts. "stop teasing me!! Please!!" be said that about 3 times before I f finnished him off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:41am
  • But your ovaries don't hurt when you have your period you dip shit. It is the inner walls of the vagina where te blood and tissue is ripping from the walls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:00am
  • I wanna see it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:35pm
  • Blue balls aren't real, guys are big fucking babies and think it's a girl responsibility to get them off. Shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:12am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Your ovaries might feel pain mid-cycle, during ovulation. But many women don't even experience painful oulation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:42am
  • 9:07 that's what the mouth is for. the stomach is the best trash can for sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:47pm
  • it's the proper way to start the day

    Submitted by heyoh on Feb 11, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Actually the pain is from the uterus contracting to squeeze the blood out, sort of like labour but not as bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:35am
  • Or maybe it's quite common?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Well, you seemed to like it when it was in your mouth. We should totally do that again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:13am
  • Maybe the girl is just lucky she doesn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:09pm
  • I'm a girl and it never hurts when I'm on my period. Ever. So no, maybe your all wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:16am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:31pm
  • Minnesota baby!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:36am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Period pain is both contracting and tissue tearing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:28am
  • Well maybe your just an unlucky hoe :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:45pm
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  • 9.16 I'm a girl and my periods are always painful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:29pm
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