Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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