What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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