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  • I didn't know 'fuck-tard' was hyphenated ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:12am
  • You guys are stupid. It's funny because the guy was so drunk you can't understand half of what he wrote. I don't know what "ovealls" are. I'm guessing the last part was supposed to say "have hit rock bottom."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:46am
  • "They are ovealls"... This is FINALLY a TEXT from LAST night. You rarely see any of those here. -_- Just a bunch of walk of shames, stolen jokes, or sexual experiences that no one would dare text anyone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:55am
  • Pretty sure it reads, "I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:57am
  • ...Why are we criticizing the grammar of a drunk text, again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:46am
  • it definitely doesn't say overalls. why would there be overalls everywhere? i'm so confused about this text, i love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Makes plenty of sense. He's in a redneck strip club. Hence the overalls. And he's discontent with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:43am
  • 1:10 way to criticize someone about grammar when you can't even spell sentence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:31am
  • awesome tfln. hope he woke up next to a chick with all her teeth. wish they were all like this again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:34am
  • Possible Translation: I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:52am
  • this is definitely a north shore illinois area code. definitely not hicks..just putting it out there. so i really doubt there are overalls. but who knows i've been known end up in other places the next morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:15pm
  • this is what TFLN *WAS* originally about, dickweeds. The drunken/non-sober texts from LAST NIGHT. Go figure. So STFU, already, and enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:48am
  • at least you know this one's real and not someone who pulled some retarded story out of their ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:31am
  • it's 'cause he's drunk asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:04am
  • get it together now, we're all adults here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:00am
  • No, you've hit botoms up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:43am
  • LMAO i love that he has hot rock botto. this is my favorite text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:08am
  • I get wasted like the white boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:14am
  • i have to say, i think this is the first real text that the OP probably had no recollection of the next day that we have seen in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:24am
  • why would you bitch at his spelling? its a DRUNK text, like what TFLN is supposed to be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:59pm
  • It's funny how some people think THIS is old English. And by funny, I mean sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:27pm
  • This is soooooo lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:19am
  • God this website is really starting to suck ass. I totally prefer mlia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:48am
  • Talk right damn. Nobody kno wat u saying Dumbass .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:39am
  • Oubviously they are drunk... I don't know why everyone is hating. This is called texts from last night, not texts with perfect grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:23am
  • He's drunk fucktards. Don't make a big deal because you can't understand it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:41am
  • I have read a lot of TFLN, this is my very favorite of all time, he is in a strip club, everyone is wearing overalls, which is hilarious by itself but then he says he has hit rock bottom but he has hit rock bottom so hard it jarred loose any spelling, texting, or grammatical skills he may have had. Best text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Because we all know that when your in a strip club all you worry about is your text grammar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Hhahahahahaahhaah I love this. THIS is what TFLN is supposed to be. Not talking about stupid shit like walks of shame or putting chicken patties in toasters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:00am
  • Absolute favorite! I love drunk texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:14pm
  • @4:01 ***hit rock bottom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:25am
  • @1:18 There would be overalls everywhere if the strip club is in hicktown, iowa, or similar locale. You suppose somewhere there really is a place called hicktown?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:25pm
  • 4:12 or any other phone with a qwerty keyboard...Apple fanboy whore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:32am
  • He must be using an iPhone keyboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:12am
  • Fuck he who say the word "first" or anything like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:02am
  • guuyss cant wii al jus get along, put are diferencis + bad spelin' skils aside, n bee fwiends? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:51am
  • is this guy handicapped?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:53am
  • Can please someone just tell me what an "ovealls" is so I can understand wtf they're trying to say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:31am
  • Its funny cause its a "text from last night" get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Haha this text is a grammar Nazis worst nightmare

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:20am
  • This is a legit TFLN. I know so many people who, when texting drunk, have the worst spelling ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:30pm
  • OP says: I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have rock-hard buttocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:01am
  • So... I think he is saying. I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom... Just guessing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:01am
  • The fact is that texts from last night are funny but fake/random texts are funnier. So who really cares where or when they're from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:07am
  • Isn't it olde english anyways? And, if I'm not mistaken, languages aren't capitalized. But who's judging?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:22am
  • not funny. not even close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:12am
  • I am Patton Oswald. There are love-alls everywhere. I have got rock butt-hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:18am
  • Fucking awesome! Since I often speak drunk, I totally get this one. And thank goodness it finally a real tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:19am
  • i cant believe this go accepted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:03am
  • Ok since you fuck-tards can't tell the diffrence between old English and a regular sentince structure FUCK U

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:10am
  • You're fucking illiterate too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:02am
  • this is great. drunk text at its finest. and someone that criticizes anyone because of poorly spelled text messages has to much fucking time on your hands. not everyone has all the time in the world to worry about edit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:02pm
  • i really dont think they're saying 'there are overalls everywhere' but this is an Illinois area code so who knows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:32am
  • Ovealls maybe mean olives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:35am
  • S/He is obviously drunk. You know, the whole premise is "texts from last night".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:54am
  • you'd think they wouldnt accept illigeible texts, these idiots do not deserve publicity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:14am