I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I didn't know 'fuck-tard' was hyphenated ;P
"They are ovealls"... This is FINALLY a TEXT from LAST night. You rarely see any of those here. -_-
Just a bunch of walk of shames, stolen jokes, or sexual experiences that no one would dare text anyone else.
You guys are stupid. It's funny because the guy was so drunk you can't understand half of what he wrote. I don't know what "ovealls" are. I'm guessing the last part was supposed to say "have hit rock bottom."
...Why are we criticizing the grammar of a drunk text, again?
it definitely doesn't say overalls. why would there be overalls everywhere? i'm so confused about this text, i love it.
Pretty sure it reads, "I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom."
Makes plenty of sense. He's in a redneck strip club. Hence the overalls. And he's discontent with that.
1:10 way to criticize someone about grammar when you can't even spell sentence
this is definitely a north shore illinois area code. definitely not hicks..just putting it out there. so i really doubt there are overalls. but who knows i've been known end up in other places the next morning.
awesome tfln. hope he woke up next to a chick with all her teeth. wish they were all like this again.
this is what TFLN *WAS* originally about, dickweeds. The drunken/non-sober texts from LAST NIGHT. Go figure. So STFU, already, and enjoy it.
get it together now, we're all adults here
at least you know this one's real and not someone who pulled some retarded story out of their ass.
it's 'cause he's drunk asshole.
LMAO i love that he has hot rock botto. this is my favorite text ever.
No, you've hit botoms up
Possible Translation: I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom
why would you bitch at his spelling? its a DRUNK text, like what TFLN is supposed to be
I have read a lot of TFLN, this is my very favorite of all time, he is in a strip club, everyone is wearing overalls, which is hilarious by itself but then he says he has hit rock bottom but he has hit rock bottom so hard it jarred loose any spelling, texting, or grammatical skills he may have had. Best text ever.
It's funny how some people think THIS is old English.
And by funny, I mean sad.
God this website is really starting to suck ass. I totally prefer mlia
He's drunk fucktards. Don't make a big deal because you can't understand it.
I get wasted like the white boys.
i have to say, i think this is the first real text that the OP probably had no recollection of the next day that we have seen in a long time
Talk right damn. Nobody kno wat u saying
Because we all know that when your in a strip club all you worry about is your text grammar
This is soooooo lame
4:12 or any other phone with a qwerty keyboard...Apple fanboy whore...
Hhahahahahaahhaah I love this. THIS is what TFLN is supposed to be. Not talking about stupid shit like walks of shame or putting chicken patties in toasters.
Oubviously they are drunk... I don't know why everyone is hating. This is called texts from last night, not texts with perfect grammar.
Fuck he who say the word "first" or anything like it
@1:18 There would be overalls everywhere if the strip club is in hicktown, iowa, or similar locale.
You suppose somewhere there really is a place called hicktown?
@4:01 ***hit rock bottom...
Can please someone just tell me what an "ovealls" is so I can understand wtf they're trying to say?
Absolute favorite! I love drunk texts
He must be using an iPhone keyboard.
guuyss cant wii al jus get along, put are diferencis + bad spelin' skils aside, n bee fwiends? :)
is this guy handicapped?
This is a legit TFLN. I know so many people who, when texting drunk, have the worst spelling ever.
OP says: I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have rock-hard buttocks.
So... I think he is saying. I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom...
Its funny cause its a "text from last night" get it?
Fucking awesome! Since I often speak drunk, I totally get this one. And thank goodness it finally a real tfln
Haha this text is a grammar Nazis worst nightmare
Isn't it olde english anyways? And, if I'm not mistaken, languages aren't capitalized. But who's judging?
The fact is that texts from last night are funny but fake/random texts are funnier. So who really cares where or when they're from?
not funny. not even close.
Ok since you fuck-tards can't tell the diffrence between old English and a regular sentince structure FUCK U
I am Patton Oswald. There are love-alls everywhere. I have got rock butt-hole.
Ovealls maybe mean olives
You're fucking illiterate too
i cant believe this go accepted
this is great. drunk text at its finest. and someone that criticizes anyone because of poorly spelled text messages has to much fucking time on your hands. not everyone has all the time in the world to worry about edit.
i really dont think they're saying 'there are overalls everywhere' but this is an Illinois area code so who knows
S/He is obviously drunk. You know, the whole premise is "texts from last night".
you'd think they wouldnt accept illigeible texts, these idiots do not deserve publicity