I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I didn't know 'fuck-tard' was hyphenated ;P
"They are ovealls"... This is FINALLY a TEXT from LAST night. You rarely see any of those here. -_-
Just a bunch of walk of shames, stolen jokes, or sexual experiences that no one would dare text anyone else.
...Why are we criticizing the grammar of a drunk text, again?
You guys are stupid. It's funny because the guy was so drunk you can't understand half of what he wrote. I don't know what "ovealls" are. I'm guessing the last part was supposed to say "have hit rock bottom."
Pretty sure it reads, "I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom."
it definitely doesn't say overalls. why would there be overalls everywhere? i'm so confused about this text, i love it.
it's 'cause he's drunk asshole.
this is definitely a north shore illinois area code. definitely not hicks..just putting it out there. so i really doubt there are overalls. but who knows i've been known end up in other places the next morning.
Makes plenty of sense. He's in a redneck strip club. Hence the overalls. And he's discontent with that.
1:10 way to criticize someone about grammar when you can't even spell sentence
this is what TFLN *WAS* originally about, dickweeds. The drunken/non-sober texts from LAST NIGHT. Go figure. So STFU, already, and enjoy it.
at least you know this one's real and not someone who pulled some retarded story out of their ass.
get it together now, we're all adults here
awesome tfln. hope he woke up next to a chick with all her teeth. wish they were all like this again.
LMAO i love that he has hot rock botto. this is my favorite text ever.
No, you've hit botoms up
Possible Translation: I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom
God this website is really starting to suck ass. I totally prefer mlia
I have read a lot of TFLN, this is my very favorite of all time, he is in a strip club, everyone is wearing overalls, which is hilarious by itself but then he says he has hit rock bottom but he has hit rock bottom so hard it jarred loose any spelling, texting, or grammatical skills he may have had. Best text ever.
why would you bitch at his spelling? its a DRUNK text, like what TFLN is supposed to be
He's drunk fucktards. Don't make a big deal because you can't understand it.
It's funny how some people think THIS is old English.
And by funny, I mean sad.
4:12 or any other phone with a qwerty keyboard...Apple fanboy whore...
@1:18 There would be overalls everywhere if the strip club is in hicktown, iowa, or similar locale.
You suppose somewhere there really is a place called hicktown?
Because we all know that when your in a strip club all you worry about is your text grammar
This is soooooo lame
Fuck he who say the word "first" or anything like it
Talk right damn. Nobody kno wat u saying
I get wasted like the white boys.
i have to say, i think this is the first real text that the OP probably had no recollection of the next day that we have seen in a long time
Oubviously they are drunk... I don't know why everyone is hating. This is called texts from last night, not texts with perfect grammar.
Hhahahahahaahhaah I love this. THIS is what TFLN is supposed to be. Not talking about stupid shit like walks of shame or putting chicken patties in toasters.
OP says: I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have rock-hard buttocks.
Can please someone just tell me what an "ovealls" is so I can understand wtf they're trying to say?
@4:01 ***hit rock bottom...
He must be using an iPhone keyboard.
is this guy handicapped?
Fucking awesome! Since I often speak drunk, I totally get this one. And thank goodness it finally a real tfln
So... I think he is saying. I am at a strip club. There are overalls everywhere. I have hit rock bottom...
Absolute favorite! I love drunk texts
Its funny cause its a "text from last night" get it?
This is a legit TFLN. I know so many people who, when texting drunk, have the worst spelling ever.
guuyss cant wii al jus get along, put are diferencis + bad spelin' skils aside, n bee fwiends? :)
Isn't it olde english anyways? And, if I'm not mistaken, languages aren't capitalized. But who's judging?
not funny. not even close.
Haha this text is a grammar Nazis worst nightmare
Ovealls maybe mean olives
The fact is that texts from last night are funny but fake/random texts are funnier. So who really cares where or when they're from?
Ok since you fuck-tards can't tell the diffrence between old English and a regular sentince structure FUCK U
I am Patton Oswald. There are love-alls everywhere. I have got rock butt-hole.
You're fucking illiterate too
i cant believe this go accepted
this is great. drunk text at its finest. and someone that criticizes anyone because of poorly spelled text messages has to much fucking time on your hands. not everyone has all the time in the world to worry about edit.
i really dont think they're saying 'there are overalls everywhere' but this is an Illinois area code so who knows
S/He is obviously drunk. You know, the whole premise is "texts from last night".
you'd think they wouldnt accept illigeible texts, these idiots do not deserve publicity