I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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