There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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