We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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