im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
