Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
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i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Pappa wants mamma naked
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think my tv is drunk
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
