Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
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Awesome. I once woke up with a bagel in my mouth and a bowl of blueberries in my hand.
I've fallen asleep with a gobstopper in my mouth.. woke up with it still in there.. just finished eating it.
haha i woke up with a burrito and a bag of pretzels in my bed. i'm still finding pretzels scattered all over my apartment. and its three weeks later.
Oh man. I wish I woke up with Pita Pit in my hand...
I woke up one time with Pita Pit in the bed and a bag of chips in my hand.. which was awesome cause I was starving and the chips weren't stale. I later found out no one had gone to Pita Pita with me and they all assumed I had died when I said I was going to the bathroom and never came back.
Totally woke up with a uneaten Jimmy Johns sub in my bed... and lettuce between my toes... haha
this is more of an FML
Was it freebirds or Rosarito or Cantina?
well the quesadilla was probably to get the taste of shame out of your mouth.
i know a guy....this exact same scenario happened to him 2 weeks ago.
ah man, pita pit is the best... i would gladly wake up with to a chicken caesar pita
This post makes me think that this girl is a naughty whore.... I've got to drop some knowledge on this bitch!
haha that's a santa barbara nite if ive ever heard one. best four years of my life.
this post makes me happy.
I once woke up with a 40 oz bottle of Mickey (now warm) still curled up in my hand, a flaming hot cheeto in my hair and a partially consumed sandwich from Deja Vu (a sandwich place that was there a few years ago, but is probably gone by now) beside me. I was half-naked and NOT in my apartment. I had to do the walk of shame from Del Playa back to Abrego Road teetering on my hooker heels from the night before. I love and miss you, UCSB, but your rent is just too steep. But now I get to drink better beer.
hahhaah... i woke up with a box of cheesits in my hand, crumbs all over, and peanuts opened on the floor - i slumped over on the couch. so random.
i woke up with an uneaten smooshed hot dog in my hand once.
I once woke up naked with half a corona clenched firmly between my legs.