Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
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I've fallen asleep with a gobstopper in my mouth.. woke up with it still in there.. just finished eating it.
Awesome. I once woke up with a bagel in my mouth and a bowl of blueberries in my hand.
this is more of an FML
haha i woke up with a burrito and a bag of pretzels in my bed. i'm still finding pretzels scattered all over my apartment. and its three weeks later.
this post makes me happy.
Oh man. I wish I woke up with Pita Pit in my hand...
ah man, pita pit is the best... i would gladly wake up with to a chicken caesar pita
Totally woke up with a uneaten Jimmy Johns sub in my bed... and lettuce between my toes... haha
I woke up one time with Pita Pit in the bed and a bag of chips in my hand.. which was awesome cause I was starving and the chips weren't stale. I later found out no one had gone to Pita Pita with me and they all assumed I had died when I said I was going to the bathroom and never came back.
well the quesadilla was probably to get the taste of shame out of your mouth.
i know a guy....this exact same scenario happened to him 2 weeks ago.
Was it freebirds or Rosarito or Cantina?
haha that's a santa barbara nite if ive ever heard one. best four years of my life.
I once woke up with a 40 oz bottle of Mickey (now warm) still curled up in my hand, a flaming hot cheeto in my hair and a partially consumed sandwich from Deja Vu (a sandwich place that was there a few years ago, but is probably gone by now) beside me. I was half-naked and NOT in my apartment. I had to do the walk of shame from Del Playa back to Abrego Road teetering on my hooker heels from the night before. I love and miss you, UCSB, but your rent is just too steep. But now I get to drink better beer.
This post makes me think that this girl is a naughty whore.... I've got to drop some knowledge on this bitch!
hahhaah... i woke up with a box of cheesits in my hand, crumbs all over, and peanuts opened on the floor - i slumped over on the couch. so random.
i woke up with an uneaten smooshed hot dog in my hand once.
I once woke up naked with half a corona clenched firmly between my legs.