My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's like God shit irony all over that family