if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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