Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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