Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
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Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'