spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status