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  • 7:40 Ever thought of the fact that perhaps I'm smart enough to have enough on hand? I'm not a dumb college fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:52pm
  • well im orange, so what does that make me???? oh yeah, a douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:19pm
  • i'm kind of a light beige.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:53pm
  • for the record "dumb college fuck" is not an oxymoron, nothing about that is contradicting. The fact that someone is attending college does not inherently mean that they are intelligent. It merely means they think that they know everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:24pm
  • a case in the oven is a better idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Don't microwave the baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I have a dresser in my garage with a secret door in it to keep my booz and chronic. secret stashes ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 90 % of the people who admit to hiding beer were molested as children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:54pm
  • i love how intense everyone gets in these arguments. go drink some beer instead of fighting with anonymous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34am
  • beer is overrated anyways. you should be sipping on a fresh g&t

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Tip: Hide a 12 pack/30 pack in the most obvious place. i.e. in the pile of empty 12 packs/30 packs by the garbage. Works every time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:53pm
  • wow. racist people need to get on some other site...and yes, im white.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:37pm
  • fuck narwhals. the beluga whales will fall in love with YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:30pm
  • you poor thing, why didnt you get molested?? Daddy didnt love you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:23pm
  • how the heck did this turn into Black hate trash talking????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:05pm
  • not sure why people like 9:35 are freaking out? just a text, and i thought it was funny. how dare i.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:58pm
  • I thought that was the purpose of drawers in refrigerators.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Anyone who feels the need to hide beer is a douche bag. Douche. Bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:58pm
  • i keep a secret fridge full of beer. woo hoo dc!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:37pm
  • 5:53, me too, I <3 you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Just don't turn on the microwave with the cans still in there :o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:24pm
  • quality quality. 6 pack isnt enough though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Stay classy DC

    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Feb 7, 11 at 9:44pm
  • By clarifying your race you are just perpetuating the argument.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:49pm
  • i would just like to clarify i indeed hide beer and yet was never molested as a child, hiding the beer is just an insurance plan in case all the booze is gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:21pm
  • 5:10, yes, thanks so much for clarifying that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:11pm
  • stop trying to get a rise out of people by pretending to have a conversation... get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:51pm
  • 6:19... An Oompa Loompa. or possibly someone who experimented with spray on tans for the first time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:23pm
  • this would happen from a bunch of DC people. racists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:45pm
  • people who throw out percentages love A.T.M!!! (anal to mouth)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Whoever hid the 6pack...I want to be your friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:48pm
  • if you hide beer at a party the party is lame or running low ,and the host should never be allowed to have another party ever becasue he obviously sucks as a human being, and alot of college kids are fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:47am
  • unless your from canada, in which case, it isnt. shoot for university kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 7:03, or youre having a party and youre hiding the beer for when i kick out douchebags like you...think your shit through man, cmon, otherwise you and 6:58 have never held a successful party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:40pm
  • YEAAAAAAH NARWHALS STABBING STUFF AND SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:41pm
  • people from baltimore and dc getting along? WHAAAT. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:28pm