ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.