Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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4:52. I call bs, it's more or less a trap to get him wipped, bastard or not it's a bitch move
Isn't dyke spelled with a "y"?
That's the only way I've seen it spelled.
If I am wrong, please correct me. I don't want to look like a foolish dumbass like these ones before me. This thread seems to be full of them.
Suck it, Trebeck!!!!!!
after he told you that did you run to the fridge and eat all his food, tubby?
And this is why you negotiate what happens before it begins kids.
you put it in her butt didnt you?
gainesville sucks sweaty asshole.
So who else immediately thought this was regarding anal?
lulz, yea i hate when a girl says shes down for whatever, you are setting yourself up
orrr the girl could be genuinely curious what the guys gonna do.
FTMFW its honestly something ive said before LMFAO. go me.
2:44 can I get ur number, cuz I want to jizz in your eye
@3:23, nah, he just decided to go play WoW instead.
I'm sure the preceeding text was something like, "I think you ruined my asshole" or "I can't get your shit out of my vagina" or "I think I might have permanent eye damage"
Did she get cranky because you banged her best friend???
7:12 - hysterical... I can totally see that happening to some unsuspecting girl.
There are way to many stuck up bitches on this site! Get the fuck over yourselves!
This shits funny and ive told guys to do whatever they want with out trying to give them a "test"
your the fuckin cunts that give all us other wicked ass bitches a bad rep
guys are gunna be fuckin bastards to you because your a stupid stuck up cunt
peace the fuck out cuz no one wants to hear your bullshit
i've had girls say this and not do anything i really want. i feel it's like a trick, or maybe we're just afraid it might be a trick. can i really say the things i like in porn that i want to do or will you be freaked out?
5:04, a bad move? no. an imaginary one? definitely.
that's right 4:52! :]
anytime a woman says to do whatever you want, do yourself a favor and imagine it as a rattlesnake's rattle. whatever the context may be, you can be damn sure its the last thing she'll say before you're fucked.
Guys who actually say and act how they truly are throughout the relationship and are decent dudes, shouldn't have a problem doing whatever they want, because the girl really knows who you are.
It's the rest of you assholes who end up fucking up your relationships... when a girl trusts you enough to do whatever you want, it's usually because you are either really trustworthy or you put up a good fucking front.
something about this text makes it my favorite. its so simple and true yet hilarious.
Good one. Hope I can use this one day haha
uh 1:17 you're in no position to correct grammar. if you're gonna be an asshole and pick on a typo like "but" then be prepared for people to pick apart your lack of apostrophe in "im."
not to mention you said "please realize that "butt" has two t's in it before you start berating someone else's bad grammer."
please learn to spell grammar before you start berating someone else's bad grammar.
my ex said this when she broke up with me so i filmed her best friend and me having anal sex and sent it to her...
was that a bad move?
i think not
10:51 please realize that "butt" has two t's in it before you start berating someone else's bad grammer..also fuck girls who do tests..whenever im in a relationship the first week i tell them i don't do tests you tell me what you're thinking and thats it..if you test me and i "fail" and you get mad i say i dont give a shit because i said no tests..therefore i win. suck it bitches..
Were people seriously arguing about grammar? And fuck it I say blow it in her face and if she gets pissed its clearly her fault...choose your words more carefully next time!
^ you've got that right, honey
uh, i vote ya'll chill out. why do any of you random people care what the other random people say? This is just a random website for people to go to when they are bored or need a laugh. No need to attack people and stuff. Just read the text, laugh, move on to the next text. (bunch of assholes....lol.)
1:45 Any woman who invites "whatever you want", should expect at the very least a brisk game of "Name that Foreign Object"
Haha, i'm pretty sure this was a text from a guy to his girl.
remember dude, when she says do whatever you want its always a trap....guaranteed everytime. what she really means is do what I want you to do or you're not getting sex for a long time.
9:26 you care way too much about what people are saying.. get a life and stop using the word "cunt".. it makes you sound like a dike or a cheap hooker (which you prob. are if you have told a lot of guys to "do whatever they want") close your legs/but/mouth
p.s. learn grammar.. its "you're"= you are, you sound ignorant
Are traps really necessary? Can't you just say what the fuck you mean for once?
When we say do whatever you want, we mean, this is a test to see if you're a fucking bastard, or if you're actually a decent guy.
It's only a trap for bastards.
8:40, I know I did, but that's just how my mind works, I'm a convicted sex offender