The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
youre lurking in front of me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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