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  • Well no shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:29am
  • No, but you should feel bad about posting this fake shit though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Since drinking when you are pregnant has no negative implications to the baby at all... none... I hope to goodness this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:39pm
  • if this actually happened, the pregnant chick is the one who should feel bad. wtf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I once had a neighbor tell me she smoked the whole time she was pregnant and her baby turned out fine. Her baby was also a month old and only weighed 5 pounds. Good job 5:06 for just giving dirty looks. Smoking and pregnancy don't mix.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:22pm
  • YES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:23am
  • actually, the vag goes almost back to normal after having a baby according to cosmo. Women are like superheros.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:34pm
  • maybe try spelling the text right?\nShould i feel bad*

    Submitted by Kale101 on Feb 13, 10 at 3:33am
  • Dude. Unless you have a bomb ass ob gyn that stitches up your vag really tight after a vaginal birth, it's NEVER the same. Don't kid yourself. That shit can't stretch that far and not be permanently stretched out unless there is surgical reconstruction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Wow. You're disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:42pm
  • it's definitely bad...not badly...badly is an adverb...saying you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism that allows you to feel is broken. (haven't you seen kiss kiss bang bang)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:48am
  • Perhaps you should feel pity for your jr high grammar teacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:42am
  • This is 4:45 again. Whoever said that a woman's uterus doesn't go back to the same size after birthing a child is obviously a man. Because all women know it does. DUH it takes time because just like a scratch on your arm, it takes time to heal. Consult an OBYGN before looking like a tool. Thankyou :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Fucking aweful,awesome and I'm still in awe. At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I hit on a pregnant ex stripper in the mall my baby Sis just couldn't understand how I thought that was a turn on haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:40am
  • hey 2:09, you're a fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Is this a serious question? Dumbass.

    Submitted by TheTofurkey on Apr 7, 10 at 8:21pm
  • "your vag goes back to the same size as before if you breastfeed." ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:04pm
  • bahaha yeah probably fake but still funny. geez ditto 5:28, 5:34, and 5:40. the redundancy is my point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:05pm
  • It sounds like she didn't have the gumption to get an abortion, (bible thumper parents, maybe?) so now she's taking care of it herself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:51pm
  • her vag will never be the same after...hit it NOW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:11pm
  • I hope this is fake. It's horribly awful either way. Also, @3:12, what? I am not totally getting your point - is it that proper grammar makes you sound dumb? Because that is a weird point to make.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:21pm
  • that baby will be a WINNER, no doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:36am
  • How pregnant was she? Hot and Pregnant usually don't go together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:46pm
  • yeah, when her nicotine-addicted baby is born with fetal alcohol syndrome, i'm sure you'll feel really "greatly"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Yeah!! She should feel horrible too!

    Submitted by danimeath on Jul 8, 10 at 2:28am
  • you're going to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:01am
  • dont feel bad she wanted to smoke an drink most bitches say no but then again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 2:57, SO true. i did a research assignment on FAS one time. it's awful, and you're right, it's pretty rare for the baby to die. it will just have a loooong list of problems. so sad :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:03pm
  • OMG only in Griffin could this shit really happen lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Fake fake fake Dumbfuck Stop wasting my time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:53pm
  • @3:21 You're a dumbass. It's not proper grammar. You sound just as dumb now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Only in the Southern states!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:32pm
  • IT'S "I FEEL BADLY" NOT "I FEEL BAD"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:20pm
  • i hope the kid in the womb finds this shit after its born. it'll explain alot. tune into maury in about 18 years. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:19pm
  • "feel badly" doesn't make you sound smart. Just the opposite fyi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Yes.

    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 9, 12 at 12:08am
  • @3:29, LOL you are probably most definitely right thats where i live and ugh, theres nothing but pregnant girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:40pm
  • this is fake because pregnant women aren't hot... cute, sure, but there's nothing hot about a giant manly beer belly. sorry but thats what it looks like (with less hair)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Must be my sister-in-law.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:23pm
  • I'd look around for hidden cameras....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:23am
  • yes you really should however, 2:08- hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 2:39, right on, but you failed to mention the smoking too!!! wtf is wrong with this woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:44pm
  • yeah 11:12, each and every time i read your post i'm further reminded of its idiocy. failed bitch-outs make my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:24am
  • And that's how we do it in the AT-muthafuckin-L

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:19pm
  • 3:55 for the grammar win. marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:40pm
  • sucks for the poor baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Why do people say this is fake? I'm pretty sure I know people who would do this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:48am
  • Hmm... 770? If this is legit, something tells me you probably either live in CVille, GA or no less than 30 minutes away..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:29pm
  • 2:46, i think you'd be surprised how many guys would argue with that. some guys love it (as long as the chick is attractive to begin with).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Well, you're fucking pathetic and she's a disgusting whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:25am
  • this is fake as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:48pm
  • osama bin laden is hiding in 5:13s vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:38pm
  • I think I know this bitch.. Cov

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:10am
  • 5:06, I think you missed the mark a bit. Having one cigarette as opposed to having one drink hold two totally different risks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:29am
  • 2:34 you're a moron. STOP looking at cosmo for advice on *actual life*, it's a bunch of shit written for 14 yr old girls. like twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:51pm
  • 11:12, oh? greatly isn't a word, even in quotes? how about "he was greatly influenced"? and yes, badly is in fact a word, but its context in this particular phrase is inappropriate, hence my mockery in quotes. 770 was expressing a state of being, not the adverbial context of badly feeling something. if you want a detailed grammatical description of why you're wrong, i'll give it to you. fuck off when you don't know shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:33am
  • @3:50 if you are reading "feel badly" as correct than you missed english class a time or two. "feel" is a sense so you if you put the adverb with it you do that action poorly. i.e. you smell badly (your nose is stuffed) vs. you smell bad (you smell like ass). QED now back to abortion jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:55pm
  • @ 3:30, you either never paid attention in high school english class, or haven't gotten to one that properly teaches you the parts of speech. i.e., adverbs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Yes. She shouldn't be doing it but you shouldn't be enabling it.

    Submitted by lostinalaska on Sep 11, 12 at 12:54pm
  • It kinda means yah sold a drink to a minor too aha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:08pm
  • i like pregnant girls because I KNOW they are fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:36pm
  • hey,your freakin' lucky her husband didn't walk in and kick your ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:38am
  • dont worry, all the cool kids had fetal alcohol syndrome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:37am
  • FUCKING YES YOU SHOULD!

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 8, 12 at 1:00am
  • shes a prostitute! we have plenty of pregnant hookers that drink & smoke where i work. fyi i work at a casino

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:29pm
  • high schoolers fighting over grammar on a website about drunken texts are the coolest. I can only imagine the fun things you do on Saturday nights.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Proof that people like the OP and the stupid bitch he's talking about should NOT be able to reproduce. Fuckin mother of the year right there ladies and gents..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:03am
  • ditto 5:28 and 5:34. enjoy state school, bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 4:59: Do you have a small penis? That could be the problem..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:13pm
  • eh if 3:55's concluding with QED probably not a high schooler, but general point agreed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:08pm
  • YOu should feel bad because that retarded whore won't be able to pay her children's medical bills so we'll all get to. Thanks for that, assclown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:55pm
  • hahahahaha well i like to suck on breast milk......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:57am
  • hhahahahahahah omg this is greatt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:45pm
  • when i fucked a girl with a 2 month old kid, it was the loosest i've ever done. watch out for girls like 4:45!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:59pm
  • wow, 3:50. we all appreciate your contribution to the quest to make sure everyone speaks good. i mean, well. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:54pm
  • "feel badly" isn't bad grammar, but it would mean that your fingertips were numb or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Im not condoning this at all, but I had a hot, pregnant friend who used to drink and smoke and go to bars... seriously. She had a kid and he turned out just fine, thank god!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:21am
  • i don't think this is fake at all. had some pregnant chick in denver ask me and my friends for a cigg outside of ihop. we all had them. we just gave her a dirty look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:06am
  • 9:49, that would probably be pretty funny except badly is in fact a word, as opposed to greatly. failed puns make my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:12pm
  • maybe she wasn't pregnant? just had a beer belly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Caps lock retard (5:20)- You are wrong. See 3:55.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:27pm
  • 251 Except that alcohol wont kill the baby- It will just be born a vegetable that needs to be taken care of its whole life. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is NASTY and it rarely causes a still birth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:57pm
  • It's feel bad, not badly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 1) I've gotten hit on just as much if not more being pregnant so whoever said pregnant girls aren't hot obviously lives in the boonies, 2)your vag goes back to the same size as before if you breastfeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Hahaha...something very similar happened to a friend of mine, except she ended up giving him her drink at the end of the night after he asked her if she should be drinking. She said she was a nurse and it hadn't been proven how much alcohol was too much or how much was okay....hence, why pregnant women quit drinking...this chick had to be about six months too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:05pm
  • fuck yeah you should...jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:10pm
  • And for the record, "greatly" is not a word, even if you put it in quotation marks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Yes you should. But methinks this shit has got to be fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:57pm
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