Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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Well no shit
No, but you should feel bad about posting this fake shit though
Since drinking when you are pregnant has no negative implications to the baby at all... none...
I hope to goodness this is fake
if this actually happened, the pregnant chick is the one who should feel bad. wtf.
Dude. Unless you have a bomb ass ob gyn that stitches up your vag really tight after a vaginal birth, it's NEVER the same. Don't kid yourself. That shit can't stretch that far and not be permanently stretched out unless there is surgical reconstruction.
I once had a neighbor tell me she smoked the whole time she was pregnant and her baby turned out fine. Her baby was also a month old and only weighed 5 pounds. Good job 5:06 for just giving dirty looks. Smoking and pregnancy don't mix.
actually, the vag goes almost back to normal after having a baby according to cosmo. Women are like superheros.
it's definitely bad...not badly...badly is an adverb...saying you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism that allows you to feel is broken. (haven't you seen kiss kiss bang bang)
Perhaps you should feel pity for your jr high grammar teacher.
Fucking aweful,awesome and I'm still in awe. At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I hit on a pregnant ex stripper in the mall my baby Sis just couldn't understand how I thought that was a turn on haha
bahaha yeah probably fake but still funny. geez ditto 5:28, 5:34, and 5:40. the redundancy is my point.
Wow. You're disgusting.
hey 2:09, you're a fucking idiot.
I hope this is fake. It's horribly awful either way.
Also, @3:12, what? I am not totally getting your point - is it that proper grammar makes you sound dumb? Because that is a weird point to make.
Is this a serious question? Dumbass.
This is 4:45 again.
Whoever said that a woman's uterus doesn't go back to the same size after birthing a child is obviously a man. Because all women know it does. DUH it takes time because just like a scratch on your arm, it takes time to heal. Consult an OBYGN before looking like a tool. Thankyou :)
maybe try spelling the text right?\nShould i feel bad*
"your vag goes back to the same size as before if you breastfeed."
It sounds like she didn't have the gumption to get an abortion, (bible thumper parents, maybe?) so now she's taking care of it herself
that baby will be a WINNER, no doubt.
her vag will never be the same after...hit it NOW!
you're going to hell
How pregnant was she? Hot and Pregnant usually don't go together
OMG only in Griffin could this shit really happen lol
Fake fake fake
Stop wasting my time
Yeah!! She should feel horrible too!
dont feel bad she wanted to smoke an drink most bitches say no but then again...
Only in the Southern states!
yeah, when her nicotine-addicted baby is born with fetal alcohol syndrome, i'm sure you'll feel really "greatly"
@3:29, LOL you are probably most definitely right thats where i live and ugh, theres nothing but pregnant girls!
2:57, SO true. i did a research assignment on FAS one time. it's awful, and you're right, it's pretty rare for the baby to die. it will just have a loooong list of problems. so sad :(
IT'S "I FEEL BADLY" NOT "I FEEL BAD"
@3:21 You're a dumbass. It's not proper grammar. You sound just as dumb now.
i hope the kid in the womb finds this shit after its born. it'll explain alot. tune into maury in about 18 years. =)
Why do people say this is fake?
I'm pretty sure I know people who would do this...
"feel badly" doesn't make you sound smart. Just the opposite fyi.
yes you really should
however, 2:08- hahahahahaha
Must be my sister-in-law.
And that's how we do it in the AT-muthafuckin-L
this is fake as fuck
this is fake because pregnant women aren't hot... cute, sure, but there's nothing hot about a giant manly beer belly. sorry but thats what it looks like (with less hair)
11:12, oh? greatly isn't a word, even in quotes? how about "he was greatly influenced"? and yes, badly is in fact a word, but its context in this particular phrase is inappropriate, hence my mockery in quotes. 770 was expressing a state of being, not the adverbial context of badly feeling something. if you want a detailed grammatical description of why you're wrong, i'll give it to you. fuck off when you don't know shit.
3:55 for the grammar win. marry me.
Well, you're fucking pathetic and she's a disgusting whore.
sucks for the poor baby
I think I know this bitch.. Cov
Hmm... 770? If this is legit, something tells me you probably either live in CVille, GA or no less than 30 minutes away..
yeah 11:12, each and every time i read your post i'm further reminded of its idiocy. failed bitch-outs make my day.
osama bin laden is hiding in 5:13s vagina
I'd look around for hidden cameras....
2:39, right on, but you failed to mention the smoking too!!! wtf is wrong with this woman.
2:34 you're a moron. STOP looking at cosmo for advice on *actual life*, it's a bunch of shit written for 14 yr old girls. like twilight.
It kinda means yah sold a drink to a minor too aha
@ 3:30, you either never paid attention in high school english class, or haven't gotten to one that properly teaches you the parts of speech. i.e., adverbs.
5:06, I think you missed the mark a bit. Having one cigarette as opposed to having one drink hold two totally different risks.
YOu should feel bad because that retarded whore won't be able to pay her children's medical bills so we'll all get to. Thanks for that, assclown.
@3:50 if you are reading "feel badly" as correct than you missed english class a time or two. "feel" is a sense so you if you put the adverb with it you do that action poorly. i.e. you smell badly (your nose is stuffed) vs. you smell bad (you smell like ass). QED now back to abortion jokes
FUCKING YES YOU SHOULD!
shes a prostitute! we have plenty of pregnant hookers that drink & smoke where i work. fyi i work at a casino
eh if 3:55's concluding with QED probably not a high schooler, but general point agreed.
i like pregnant girls because I KNOW they are fucking.
2:46, i think you'd be surprised how many guys would argue with that. some guys love it (as long as the chick is attractive to begin with).
hey,your freakin' lucky her husband didn't walk in and kick your ass!
4:59: Do you have a small penis? That could be the problem..
Yes. She shouldn't be doing it but you shouldn't be enabling it.
wow, 3:50. we all appreciate your contribution to the quest to make sure everyone speaks good. i mean, well. :P
Proof that people like the OP and the stupid bitch he's talking about should NOT be able to reproduce. Fuckin mother of the year right there ladies and gents..
Im not condoning this at all, but I had a hot, pregnant friend who used to drink and smoke and go to bars... seriously. She had a kid and he turned out just fine, thank god!
dont worry, all the cool kids had fetal alcohol syndrome.
ditto 5:28 and 5:34.
enjoy state school, bitches.
hahahahaha well i like to suck on breast milk......
9:49, that would probably be pretty funny except badly is in fact a word, as opposed to greatly. failed puns make my day.
Caps lock retard (5:20)- You are wrong. See 3:55.
hhahahahahahah omg this is greatt
i don't think this is fake at all. had some pregnant chick in denver ask me and my friends for a cigg outside of ihop. we all had them. we just gave her a dirty look.
high schoolers fighting over grammar on a website about drunken texts are the coolest. I can only imagine the fun things you do on Saturday nights.
Except that alcohol wont kill the baby- It will just be born a vegetable that needs to be taken care of its whole life. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is NASTY and it rarely causes a still birth.
1) I've gotten hit on just as much if not more being pregnant so whoever said pregnant girls aren't hot obviously lives in the boonies, 2)your vag goes back to the same size as before if you breastfeed.
"feel badly" isn't bad grammar, but it would mean that your fingertips were numb or something.
when i fucked a girl with a 2 month old kid, it was the loosest i've ever done. watch out for girls like 4:45!!
maybe she wasn't pregnant? just had a beer belly
It's feel bad, not badly.
fuck yeah you should...jesus
And for the record, "greatly" is not a word, even if you put it in quotation marks.
Yes you should. But methinks this shit has got to be fake!
Hahaha...something very similar happened to a friend of mine, except she ended up giving him her drink at the end of the night after he asked her if she should be drinking. She said she was a nurse and it hadn't been proven how much alcohol was too much or how much was okay....hence, why pregnant women quit drinking...this chick had to be about six months too!