I once had a neighbor tell me she smoked the whole time she was pregnant and her baby turned out fine. Her baby was also a month old and only weighed 5 pounds. Good job 5:06 for just giving dirty looks. Smoking and pregnancy don't mix.
it's definitely bad...not badly...badly is an adverb...saying you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism that allows you to feel is broken. (haven't you seen kiss kiss bang bang)
Dude. Unless you have a bomb ass ob gyn that stitches up your vag really tight after a vaginal birth, it's NEVER the same. Don't kid yourself. That shit can't stretch that far and not be permanently stretched out unless there is surgical reconstruction.
Fucking aweful,awesome and I'm still in awe. At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I hit on a pregnant ex stripper in the mall my baby Sis just couldn't understand how I thought that was a turn on haha
This is 4:45 again.
Whoever said that a woman's uterus doesn't go back to the same size after birthing a child is obviously a man. Because all women know it does. DUH it takes time because just like a scratch on your arm, it takes time to heal. Consult an OBYGN before looking like a tool. Thankyou :)
I hope this is fake. It's horribly awful either way.
Also, @3:12, what? I am not totally getting your point - is it that proper grammar makes you sound dumb? Because that is a weird point to make.
this is fake because pregnant women aren't hot... cute, sure, but there's nothing hot about a giant manly beer belly. sorry but thats what it looks like (with less hair)
2:57, SO true. i did a research assignment on FAS one time. it's awful, and you're right, it's pretty rare for the baby to die. it will just have a loooong list of problems. so sad :(
11:12, oh? greatly isn't a word, even in quotes? how about "he was greatly influenced"? and yes, badly is in fact a word, but its context in this particular phrase is inappropriate, hence my mockery in quotes. 770 was expressing a state of being, not the adverbial context of badly feeling something. if you want a detailed grammatical description of why you're wrong, i'll give it to you. fuck off when you don't know shit.
@3:50 if you are reading "feel badly" as correct than you missed english class a time or two. "feel" is a sense so you if you put the adverb with it you do that action poorly. i.e. you smell badly (your nose is stuffed) vs. you smell bad (you smell like ass). QED now back to abortion jokes
@ 3:30, you either never paid attention in high school english class, or haven't gotten to one that properly teaches you the parts of speech. i.e., adverbs.
i don't think this is fake at all. had some pregnant chick in denver ask me and my friends for a cigg outside of ihop. we all had them. we just gave her a dirty look.
Proof that people like the OP and the stupid bitch he's talking about should NOT be able to reproduce. Fuckin mother of the year right there ladies and gents..
Im not condoning this at all, but I had a hot, pregnant friend who used to drink and smoke and go to bars... seriously. She had a kid and he turned out just fine, thank god!
1) I've gotten hit on just as much if not more being pregnant so whoever said pregnant girls aren't hot obviously lives in the boonies, 2)your vag goes back to the same size as before if you breastfeed.
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Except that alcohol wont kill the baby- It will just be born a vegetable that needs to be taken care of its whole life. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is NASTY and it rarely causes a still birth.
Hahaha...something very similar happened to a friend of mine, except she ended up giving him her drink at the end of the night after he asked her if she should be drinking. She said she was a nurse and it hadn't been proven how much alcohol was too much or how much was okay....hence, why pregnant women quit drinking...this chick had to be about six months too!
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