you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you