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  • Why the hell are you aggravated over a TFLN post is the question 4OH!4. do you not have a life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:08pm
  • I can answer the question "who doesn't know what franzia is?".. people with money who don't drink wine out of a box ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:59pm
  • All I have to say is that this pickup line is a bad version of the Anchorman movie. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Best booty call text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:31am
  • How's this sound... (>^_^)># WAFFLES!!! -777

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:40am
  • So when an anonymous person posts first, and says "First!", what happens next. Its anonymous. Do you call up your friends and give them the heads up to check out the killer TFLN involving Franzia? "Check it out, Im the anonymous person who posted at 3:42 and said 'First!" Also, no one cares that you posted a text that you think was funnier than this one. Just giving you the heads up (3:44)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:57pm
  • sunset blush...mmmm...so classy. tastes like freshman year and regret.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:04am
  • if nobody posted "first" on each text then we wouldn't be able to make fun of the jackass who is actually second but thinks he's first.. i say keep it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:11pm
  • also, this text is teh sucks. ive submitted way funnier ones and they werent posted :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:44pm
  • class is two buck chuck. not franzia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Very cheap boxed wine babies are made from. <---- learned that the hard way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:49pm
  • You stay classy, New York.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I love when I can get new pick up lines on this site...no matter how cheesy they are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Sounds exactly like a guy I was with for 4 years a long time ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:02pm
  • 3:57 go take a midol and get a life. If a guy my age sent me a text like this, i'd laugh and show everyone, this is just pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:01pm
  • sounds like some weak alcohol to me. could be wrong either way, fucking weak post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Franzia sucks, but tour de franzia is fun as shit, u have a bicycle race and have regular intervals where u have to chug franzia, very difficult

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Why is the period panty girl on every page I see on here????????? Buy new ones!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:51am
  • Rather masturbate than drink franzia and "see where things go". No hangover, no nasty dry mouth, no STD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 9:24 that's what I wish it actually said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:05am
  • 4:08, you're a douche. 3OH!3 sucks. no talent at all. and your joke sucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:17pm
  • my games perfect everyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:12pm
  • fuck you unknown error

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Obviously you guys are all idiots. Whoever wrote this text clearly knows what he's saying. Stop taking everything so seriously, it's a god damn joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:06pm
  • 3:57PM i agree. sunset blush is delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:19pm
  • i really appreciate the honesty. Let's do this baby! Any girl that wouldn't accept that is a fool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:27am
  • this sounds like a poor version of ron burghendy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:34pm
  • In your basemen? WTH, are you fucking the whole baseball team?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 3:48 ... I'm 3:45. No, I didn't know what it was, maybe cause I don't drink that weak shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:17pm
  • whatever fuck you guys. I just witnessed a perfect game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:11pm
  • PERIOD STAINED PANTIES ARE OKAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:06pm
  • who doesn't know what franzia is? cheap boxed wine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:48pm
  • La la la I'm hornyyy and love tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:06am
  • Boxed wine, and blush boxed wine, at that. Niiice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:48pm
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:14pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA this is great.. oh what box wine will do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I'm the one who posted at 3:57. I thought it was a funny post. Im just saying I dont understand why everyone is constantly saying their texts are better, and that they are the first ones to post. Its aggrevating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:04pm
  • you be a woman...I'll be man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:24am
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