how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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I can answer the question "who doesn't know what franzia is?".. people with money who don't drink wine out of a box ;)
Best booty call text ever.
sunset blush...mmmm...so classy. tastes like freshman year and regret.
All I have to say is that this pickup line is a bad version of the Anchorman movie. Lame.
How's this sound...
Why the hell are you aggravated over a TFLN post is the question 4OH!4. do you not have a life?
So when an anonymous person posts first, and says "First!", what happens next. Its anonymous. Do you call up your friends and give them the heads up to check out the killer TFLN involving Franzia? "Check it out, Im the anonymous person who posted at 3:42 and said 'First!"
Also, no one cares that you posted a text that you think was funnier than this one. Just giving you the heads up (3:44)
i really appreciate the honesty. Let's do this baby! Any girl that wouldn't accept that is a fool!
also, this text is teh sucks. ive submitted way funnier ones and they werent posted :(
if nobody posted "first" on each text then we wouldn't be able to make fun of the jackass who is actually second but thinks he's first.. i say keep it up
I love when I can get new pick up lines on this site...no matter how cheesy they are
Very cheap boxed wine babies are made from.
<---- learned that the hard way.
sounds like some weak alcohol to me. could be wrong either way, fucking weak post.
You stay classy, New York.
class is two buck chuck. not franzia
Sounds exactly like a guy I was with for 4 years a long time ago
3:57 go take a midol and get a life.
If a guy my age sent me a text like this, i'd laugh and show everyone, this is just pathetic.
9:24 that's what I wish it actually said
4:08, you're a douche. 3OH!3 sucks. no talent at all. and your joke sucked.
fuck you unknown error
Obviously you guys are all idiots. Whoever wrote this text clearly knows what he's saying. Stop taking everything so seriously, it's a god damn joke.
Why is the period panty girl on every page I see on here????????? Buy new ones!!!!
my games perfect everyday
Franzia sucks, but tour de franzia is fun as shit, u have a bicycle race and have regular intervals where u have to chug franzia, very difficult
this sounds like a poor version of ron burghendy.
In your basemen? WTH, are you fucking the whole baseball team?
3:57PM i agree. sunset blush is delicious.
Rather masturbate than drink franzia and "see where things go". No hangover, no nasty dry mouth, no STD.
3:48 ... I'm 3:45. No, I didn't know what it was, maybe cause I don't drink that weak shit.
PERIOD STAINED PANTIES ARE OKAY
Boxed wine, and blush boxed wine, at that. Niiice.
who doesn't know what franzia is? cheap boxed wine.
whatever fuck you guys. I just witnessed a perfect game
La la la I'm hornyyy and love tfln
HAHAHAHAHA this is great.. oh what box wine will do.
I'm the one who posted at 3:57. I thought it was a funny post. Im just saying I dont understand why everyone is constantly saying their texts are better, and that they are the first ones to post. Its aggrevating.
you be a woman...I'll be man...