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  • 1:09 I'm glad I found you too, babe. Now get over here and let me spank you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:20pm
  • thats fucked up, you must be a whore if youd actually be willing. bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Ok standing up for women. There are women in the world who love giving head, I'm one of them. There are also women who hate it. So don't say 'no woman would ever say this'. That being said the actual statement is stupid and he's not going to cheat on his girlfriend if he's worth anything. But the desire to suck a cock is not unheard of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:21am
  • this chick is a winner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:59am
  • You wanna go out some time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:43pm
  • This has to be fabrication. Where do girls like this exist? I want to be friends with them too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:21pm
  • It could be a girl that isn't 100% serious? People make jokes sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:06pm
  • poop stabber ha ha oh wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:31am
  • 11:53... if its a guy you want bad enough, then it is a positive :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:00pm
  • 11:53, I feel sorry for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:55am
  • SKANK! Who would admit to something like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:57pm
  • You know what really grinds my gears? When a text like this is uploaded, and every girl on the website jumps into the comments, stating that they love sucking cock too, in a bitchy comment that supposedly stands for all women and their rights to be a ho-bag. And you just _know_ that they're sitting behind their computer, satisfied on their comment and waiting for people to reply what a perfect woman she is for liking cock. Fucking shut up and continue sucking, bitches.

    Submitted by Wuzzgoof on Feb 3, 10 at 6:14am
  • whore. whore. WHORE. and a real man would turn her down. because 1, she's a whore and 2, he's in a relationship-happy or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:20am
  • I don't think anyone is arguing that a girl can't like giving head. However, I fully believe this is one straight guy bitching about how his straight buddy is treating him like his best girlfriend in a sarcastic way. And in that light, it is fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • i agree with 1112, a girl would never say this unless shes a co,mplete who re

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:24am
  • wish i met girls like that on a regular basis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:53pm
  • i agree with 11:12 and 11:13 this dudes 100% poop stabber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:15am
  • He doens't let a girl suck his wiener?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:02am
  • 1153 I'm a girl and I actually love giving headd. I like beingg able to satisfy my man and I love havingg a hardd throbbing cock in my mouth while I bob up n down as it cums. it just really makes me horny :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:38pm
  • i was thinking the same thing ^ guys suck dick too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:08pm
  • 9:29, yes I did go to Catholic school. Is it that obvious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:50pm
  • As a girl I love giving head.... But if I was listening to him bitch I would definitely make him eat my pussy instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:23pm
  • @11:57 now when your sucking cock in public places then give me a call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:00pm
  • yea that makes way more sense that it being a girl in my head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:21am
  • op is my kind of woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Where can I FIND this girl?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:57am
  • My girl is so annoying lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Aw, sweetheart...all ya gotta do is ask. Or just start unbuttoning his pants. I mean, it ain'[t like he's going to stop you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Girls can like it and not be whores, and I say that as one of them. I always like doing it to my ex. Although this girl/guy does sound slutty because they're obviously not dating the dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:05pm
  • So, he's not cheating on her? Wow. A real man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:03am
  • 8:50- Its pretty obvious, im guessing new england too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:39pm
  • 6:21 -didn't you learn anything from the Clinton administration - oral sex is not cheating! So a little head on the side is OK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:56am
  • 12:18 Who cares if it is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:22pm
  • um..why wouldn't you want him to do something for you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 1:20 lol thats cute, ill be right over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:39pm
  • 2:38 - making me horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:57pm
  • @12:00[1] been there, done that, too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 238 by the way you are def a butt pirate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:08pm
  • This is my posttttt! i am a girl ! Not a fakeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:21am
  • I like suckin cock but if it's pay back for somethin like listening to his problems he better go down on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:57pm
  • I say OP is a guy, too. And, OP -- have you bothered to ask him if you could? You never know until you try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:11pm
  • I have never met a girl that classifies getting to suck cock as a positive. I doubt they exist, but I know what my latest mission in life is. Still, I've gotta go with Fake on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:53am
  • please he's prob already hit it from behind she just wants a sucky sucky to go with her fucky fucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:35am
  • 12:05- you went to catholic school didnt you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:29pm
  • i want this girl in my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I wanna be your best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:56pm
  • I love giving my man a blow job, but ill be damn if i wanna hear bitching during it, rather him just talk dirty to me!! Im so glad I found the man I did, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • At first I was like "When did I post this?" and then I was like "That isn't my area code."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:44pm
  • That dick must be Asian and gargantuan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:40pm
  • im in love w this girl

    Submitted by mikescott on Jun 14, 10 at 12:22am
  • who is this 8:50 bitch? Im the one who posted...and i went to public school. where giving head was what we did for fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:45am
  • This website is fucking vulgar and I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:07pm
  • 1:55 sounds like he jacks off to this website....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Well played 11:03(1)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:10am
  • This chick is a whore. Y would u wanna hear a guy bitch about his gf and then want to pleasure him??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I like how everyone assumes a girl wrote this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:56pm
  • oh yeah that girls a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:51am
  • Why is everyone assuming the guy is still with his gf, maybe the posted just didnt think to say ex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:25pm
  • this sounds like a guy pretending to be a chick. i call FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:04pm
  • No girl you it WRONG. If you have to listen to him bitch about his GF, he should at LEAST eat that pussy... and eat like like an Ethiopian at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Anything less, ad you're just a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:11am
  • amen 11:47... fuckin breeders lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:00am
  • I agree. Want to hear me bitch about my woman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:03am
  • i'll let you listen to my problems and make everything better. maybe even give you a hot carl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:13pm
  • 1:39 Okay. I'll have my elephant trunk thong on. Waiting to spray you down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43pm
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