If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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Einstein may have been smoking a lil too much when he theroized that little gem!
LMAO - excellent point...im sure by this time God has seen it all, but hey...i say rock on ;)
Einstein theorized that if we were able to use 100% of our brains, we'd turn into pure energy and wouldn't need bodies. Therefore, I theorize that God is a college student that learned to use all his brain...After all, college students came up w/ South Park...lol
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” - Chuck Palahniuk; from his novel, Survivor
fuck me through the phone?
If you kids turn this into a religious debate and start fighting I swear I will turn this website around and take you all straight home.
Amen. This is more or less my religious creed.
1:13 you are a douche.
this is for sure an inadvertent tip of the hat to chuck palahniuk.
You all are going to hell! And I'm going to laugh at you from heaven. :)
I stole this and put it as my FB status. Brilliant.
All those who love Chuck P. you are all now my favorite people
I know when I was a kid I always thought if God is watching us all the time he's a fuckin perv!
i did that too 1:13 lol
Stephany? did you post this?
all hail the flying spaghetti monster!
im so proud to be living in miami right now.
miami: what morals?
I'm with you, let's make an effort, ppl!
If God is watching he's working over-time killing a kittens in an attempt to keep up with my masturbation. Sick fuck.
You are a fucking dipshit.
11:33, much love for the Palahniuk quote! Well done.
rip off from calvin and hobbes.
11:23 what kind of ignorant Jesus freak spends their time on tfln?
I'm sorry you had to read this, but morals don't really exist ;)