Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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I know NJ, how are your mayors and rabbi's doing? Its a smells like crap on the way to JFK and has had over 100 government officials arrested for corruption (before today's arrests) in the last 2 years. And then there is the Philly Suburb part of Jersey...wow...just wow. Its an entire state made of hair gel, cocaine use, other state's garbage, and beaches closed for over polluted water. It is also an entire state that acts soley as a suburb of other states' cities. Am I close?
kentucky is known for the derby and toothless women.. idk how you can bash north jersey when it's a lot nicer than south jersey-- plenty of $ and we have celebrities moving in so they can be close to NYC
jersey = americas armpit!
lets stop looking at the bad things of our country, lets hold our hands together, and if we get lucky, maybe, just maybe, we can hook up...
Oh, say can you see..... by the dawn's early light.....
1 nation, 1 god, 1 big fucking party !!! Jersey for capital !!!
One should never form strong opinions about things they know nothing about....such as new jersey and women in general.
i'm from nj and i don't do coke, or any other drugs for that matter.
and i am a classy woman, thank you very much
hahahahahahahaha jersey sucks!
since when is jersey known for their coke heads? lol
chuck Norris is from Oklahoma, duh and lmao 9:42
"Jersey girls" are totally not attractive as they think they are. Majority are just STD-infested idiots.
oh please. i live in 07067. kinda central/north. its a nice place actually. not shit.
I am from NJ and I am offended... why did no one tell me that is what I was supposed to do.. coke... and I thought it was cock!!
Jersey has a lot of good things to offer so its awesome...unfortunately classy women is not one of them
fuck people who hate on jersey im proud to be a jersey bitch im classy and not whores like some of these girls who give us a bad name and not everyone does coke so hop off
11:50- shut the fuck up
im from jersey & ive never done coke. i used to make fun of jersey when i lived in new york but now i dont know what i would be without it. jersey is so much better than any other fuckin state.
what a PA pussyfest..
i fucking love jersey..
Everyone is hatin' on Jersey, but at least it's not Kentucky!
Cocaine use and being from new jersey have nothing to do with each other!
And even if it did, at least we're not some redneck southern/midwestern state where the only way to make their lives bearable is cheap homemade crystal meth.
Bro you hardly ever even see guys like that anymore..they did that 2 or 3 years ago. Good try on the joke though. It had potential.
yeah..good for my new haircut..and all my boys with the same haircut, roids, pretty boy clothes, and oompa loompa tans!
haha this text is funny cause jersey is a joke itself. funny times had by all
1. If you've never been to jersey, don't bash it. You have no idea what it and it's girls are like. I'm so sick of people thinking its a shit hole just because it has a few bad neighborhoods. EVERY state has a few bad neighborhoods...duh.
2.Saying south jersey is better than north jersey is fucking insane. Both have their ups and downs and if you're from Jersey you should love it as a fucking whole and not just half.
Regardless of state, there are internationally recognized NJ stereotypes. There are even "reality" TV shows confirming these stereotypes lol.
Jersey living on a prayer
"Third World" doesn't mean what you think it means. Jersey is barely First World, and there is no more Second World.
i'm from jersey.
i've never touched cocaine and i am NOT slut.
i might have a mouth like a fucking trucker but i'm not a coke-head. along with 74% of new jersey girls. know you shit.
i can do a line off your dick.
hey 4:15, go to hell. Kentucky is known for their beautiful women. what's jersey known for? apparently their coked out women. you're right, soo much better...
Yeahhh. I live in South Jersey. Ans I Can't stand north jersey, and I'm not white trash. Jersey Shore represents nothing about me or anyone I know.
this is the funniest thread! PS: JERSEY IS AWESOME-AT LEAST THE PEOPLE ARE REAL, what you see is what you get!!
5:05 if your gonna hate on Jersey at least get the dis straight.... Jersey is Americas armpit, not asshole
anyone who has so much bad to say about jeresy is a stereotypical ass hole. Get over yourself and the crappy state you live in. Any place you go has its its share of trash and the good places to go, and normal people. Maybe go further past Newark airport and shut up. New Jeresy is a fine place to live.
jersey bashing is so overrated. ive lived all over the country and everyone should be ashamed for speaking so harshly about a state they know nothing of..except whats on tv.
GROW UP & GET EDUCATED.
The best part of making fun of New Jersey is that of all the states in the US they whine and bitch the most when you do it.
seriously the jersey texts are really annoying, mostly untrue, and mostly not funny. so over it.
But New Jersey is not the only state with stereotypes, there are many. And maybe you didnt notice there are shows about other states confirming stereotypes of other states. Its everywhere, its not just New Jeresy so stop hating something you don't know.
You dumb Jersey trash. You are trash if you try and seperate your state into two parts. Who does that? Jersey trash does!
Jersey takes jokes way too seriously...
Jersey's new slogan should say, "Jersey, don't get it on you"
i've lived in ny and pa. but was born and raised in jersey. all you people hating on jersey should chillll, your ignorance is showing.
damnnn like everyone on TFLN is from NJ, hahaaa
Wow, I'm a proud jersey boy. There really is nothing to be ashamed of about this place. People honestly just don't know what's good in Jersey. Don't hate on what you don't know.
NJ is to the United States as the United States is to the rest of the world, outsiders bash it, but we don't give a fuck cause we know we're better than you.
7:42 No that is not 'enough said' because no one has any idea what you're on about. Do you like Jersey or do you hate it or what? Wow, whatever side you are backing you're really making them look good.
4:12 Freakin hilarious!!!
completely true whoever said that north jersey and south jersey are two different places. im from central jersey, a classy part, and i wanna cry everytime i drive north and i rejoice that im not going north when i drive south.
12:40--don't tell people not to bash your state when you can't even spell 'Jersey' properly. You're just proving everyone's point!
when chuck norris does pushups he's not pushing himself up from the ground he is pushing the earth down.
Hey, atleast jersey women are skinny from all this coke they are blowing and rich for being able to keep up their habbit. Unlike their deep fried relatives down south.
Jersey: America's butthole.
Jersey has the best sluts..
Dude, i'm from Jersey Ive never done coke, nor any other drug. Shit, with this whole north jersey south jersey shit. um hi you have Camden... REALLY? that is the armpit of jersey. We may have Newark but Camden is ten times worse.
New Jersey, WHERE THE WEAK ARE KILLED AND EATEN!
4:31 can suck a huge uncircumsized penis. hows that for classy...?
Okay I dont know what kind of girls you find then 4:31, because there are a lot of classy women. People need to stop making such stereotypes, there is nothing wrong with New Jersey. And just like every other state there are trashy people and classy people. Get over yourselves.
10:57, I never said that all Italians were that way. I have lots of friends who are Italian and act nothing like the way they're depicted on television...to make that assumption would be totally hypocritical on my part. I was simply describing the image a lot of people have about all New Jerseyans, and saying that while there are some people who match that description here, for the most part we don't fit that stereotype at all...Italians included. Believe me I have nothing against you. peace
yo 6:45 i agree with you thats such a perfect description...im from 07901 and shit here is fucking baller...not much coke though, don't know where that rumor got started. I love jersey. Pretty snobbish however, at least in the central part. Don't particularly like the shore either but what can you do every state has its negatives and positives
I'm from Toronto, and the only place i'd ever live in the US outside Cali is NYC metro, including Jersey. It's pretty awesome. And there's coke in pretty much every city in the world. And if you guys really wanna badmouth a place, how about PA? I mean seriously, it's just a shithole if there ever was one.
A lot of people in my area do coke. Jersey Shore - where only the sluts survive.
I though, do not shove things up my nose for a good time. This text is funny. And for all you "haters", keep being close minded, I don't want you here anyway.
Jersey girls aren't trash...
... Trash gets picked up. HAHA
"Classy women" don't read TFLN
4:28 -- you're my hero
4:30 -- there are plenty of classy women in Jersey, you're just not "classy" enough to know where they are.
Every time I drive thru, I get a monster boner.
NJ girls are my fantasy life. I live in NH.
i'm a cousin-fucker cokehead slut from central jersey
loving the jersey bashing...no other state gets it like Jersey does and that just proves that all you miserable fucks are just jealous. don't hurt yourselves thinking of more filth to spout...trust me, we've heard it all.
I'm not even from jersey and i love it there. Just like anywhere else theres parts that arent as nice as others but people stereotype way too much.
As for the text: funny, even though they only got the second stereotype right
i love coke!!!! im a jersey bitch
I enjoy the posts more than the texts themselves!!!!! LMAO!!!
South Jersey and North Jersey should be separate states. North NJ Sucks- South NJ is where all the classy women are at.
2:57 from Toronto you fucking rock
the best thing about dirty jersey: i once got road head on the jersey turnpike.
hah the text is funny not gonna lie.
but its just a text so relax and stop this bickering.
yes jersey highlight in (mostly delaware side of pa) people's jokes but people also make fun on pa and why don't you people just walk away from this. its just a text. don't make a bunch of drama over a little text.
applies to most girls here
but i have to say some jersey girls aren't coke whores.
why does everyone always hate on jersey? ughh. love it here lol. still a mildly funny text.
5.34: "internationally recognised jersey stereotypes"? Um, no. We don't care, we're too busy stereotyping about parts of our own countries. For the record, I'm Scottish and I love Jersey, have a lot of friends there/from there.
jersey truely is a shithole, in every way. every square inch ...btw yes i live in Pa..i've been all over jersey..more then i'd like to admit so essentially i'd like to sum this up with
FUCK JERSEY....oh..and you fuckheads cant drive either...
i bet chuck norris is from New Jersey. He's gonna kick your ass now...
South Jersey and "classy woman" don't really go hand in hand. Central Jersey, yes. But when you get to the pines you're talking cousin fucker central!
6 48 thats because all these people have these stereotypes and arent willing to believe they are wrong, when they obviously are.
@8:44, who the fuck cares if you have celebrities movin in an out your fucking city, big whoopdedoo. apparently you've never been to kentucky you tard because you just put your foot so far in your mouth you choked. get a fucking life and stop with the stereotypes already!
way to be a dumb, ignorant stereotypical asshole..but, hey isn't that the defintion of an American?
SOUTH JERSEY IS WAY BETTER THAN NORTH JERSEY! WE DESERVE TO BE A SEPARATE STATE. NORTH JERSEY IS MADE OF SHIT, LITERALLY.
not everyone for jersey is a greasy d bag. though i admit, there are quite a few.
fuck all that put down jersey. enough said
I hate how everyone thinks they know jersey cuase they watch the show jersey shore
08540 is super classy
i dont get why everyone makes fun of Jersey. not everyone is like that here. only if you live in the shitty places. most of NJ is really nice.
agree with 4:28! im so tired of hearing everyone bash jersey....especially these pink dick rednecks.
I would rather live amongst southern rednecks than swarms of Ed Hardy shirts, spiked hair, and fake tans... otherwise known as the population of New Jersey.
haha, this unfortunately reminds me of a few people i know, i'm from jersey. i know a lot of these stereotypes aren't true, so whatever.
just stay outta camden
i love you new jersey
jersey is good for a lot of things
hi my name is beverly.. and im kinda lonely tonight... you should give me a call.. im a dirty jersey girl.. its 609 373 1072
6:25...i'm pretty sure jersey does too...and oh right...we're not bankrupt....i'll take corruption over broke any day
is like asking if ur mother would do double anal, u racist bitch!
wo eva !!! Jerzee for capital !!!
4:28 is my new fucking hero!!!!!!!!
will u marry me?
I'd much rather be from Jersey than from somewhere like Pennsylvania.
south jersey is where it's at. There are classy ladies, easy sluts, and occasional trash. So now all the rednecks can have their trash, the northerners can have their sluts, and the new jersians can continue to breed timeless, classy offspring.
and what state is that
If the people in the 3rd world country had coke they wouldnt be hungy
LMFAO @ 4:13 AM!!!! Ever seen the movie Beer League? HILARIOUS! And I'm not from Jersey, but I've been there a couple times and had a good time everytime.
ok people CHILL new jersey beaches are amazing, but yes the people suck, ok get the hell over it. this text is hilarious.
Damn straight 5:03... South Jersey totally different from dirty North Jersey
Thank god im from CALIFORNIA baby, and before the hating begins hahahaha couldn't care lesss :-) while you sit and type im gonna go smoke a Blegit and tan out by the pool, and ponder what I should I do for the weekend, go to the beach, the mountains, SF, LA oh thats right we have everrryyyything :-)
Ayo for Chicago! fuck jersey greasy d bags
This is pathetic. Really. Dont say shit unless you've been to Jeresy. And grow up and get over the stereotypes.
people from jersey are classier than all of you because we don't waste our time making fun of the hicks, rednecks, sluts and drug addicts from every other state in america. we don't give a shit about you, and all your talk about us just proves how much better we are.
5:44 your problem is your to thick to even bother going somewhere nice i new jeresy, because then it will ruin your little stereotype and you will actually like new jeresy and you'll be jealous. There are so many nice places to go. And as for the beaches there are nice ones. And news flash, corruption exists EVERYWHERE not just new jeresy. Get over yourself!!
why would you go out of your way to brag about california? honestly, are you that full of yourself?
[tfln] battle!!!!!! lollll
most of the people who bash jersey have never even been here.
that being said, its nothing special. it has crappy places and nice places just like any other state. at least its not bumfuck mississippi or something.
fuck you guys.
new jersey is fucking awesome, asshole.
5:57 hehehe, u didn't get the memo? at least ur's is healthier.
8:01... what a winner.
july 24th, 3:28 am, you are my fucking hero! jersey does suck only nice thing is the gas is a lot cheaper than pa, but otherwise, piece of shit. and can you dumb fucks learn how to drive? i'm tired of swerving everywhere and slamming on the brakes bc you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing.
You're arguing Jersey vs California vs wherever. News flash: you still live in America. I think I hear your economy going down the drain all the way from this nice, big island over here...
6:45 , to stereotype all the Italian girls in Jersey as snobby rich fake tanned with accents and big hair is a bitchass move. im from the same area as you and am Italian and am none of the above, just because the sopranos gave jersey italian americans a bad name doesnt mean there true.
i also couldnt find coke for you if i tried, pot yes, coke not so much.
jerseys where its at, get over it.
But isn't it odd that no matter where you go people know about the NJ stereotype and none about my state?
hahaha, if you ask that question you can't be annoyed if someone answers truthfully
pa fuckers need to get into the right lane and stay the fuck over there.
lmfaooooooooo. i love itt so hysterical
So, yes we have people like that in New Jersey. But there are people like that in Philly and New York too, and it's definitely not the norm. If you're from the south...I bet you'd disagree if I told you you were a trailer trashy racist red neck with a washing machine on your front lawn and 4 missing teeth... so stop judging us because we resent those people just as much as the rest of you and it’s offensive to constantly be labeled as such.
FUCK THA HATERZ