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  • I know NJ, how are your mayors and rabbi's doing? Its a smells like crap on the way to JFK and has had over 100 government officials arrested for corruption (before today's arrests) in the last 2 years. And then there is the Philly Suburb part of Jersey...wow...just wow. Its an entire state made of hair gel, cocaine use, other state's garbage, and beaches closed for over polluted water. It is also an entire state that acts soley as a suburb of other states' cities. Am I close?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:44pm
  • kentucky is known for the derby and toothless women.. idk how you can bash north jersey when it's a lot nicer than south jersey-- plenty of $ and we have celebrities moving in so they can be close to NYC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:44pm
  • jersey = americas armpit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:04am
  • lets stop looking at the bad things of our country, lets hold our hands together, and if we get lucky, maybe, just maybe, we can hook up... Oh, say can you see..... by the dawn's early light..... 1 nation, 1 god, 1 big fucking party !!! Jersey for capital !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:39am
  • One should never form strong opinions about things they know nothing about....such as new jersey and women in general.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:49pm
  • i'm from nj and i don't do coke, or any other drugs for that matter. and i am a classy woman, thank you very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:48pm
  • hahahahahahahaha jersey sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:22am
  • since when is jersey known for their coke heads? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:13am
  • "Jersey girls" are totally not attractive as they think they are. Majority are just STD-infested idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:57am
  • chuck Norris is from Oklahoma, duh and lmao 9:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:14pm
  • I am from NJ and I am offended... why did no one tell me that is what I was supposed to do.. coke... and I thought it was cock!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Jersey has a lot of good things to offer so its awesome...unfortunately classy women is not one of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:31pm
  • oh please. i live in 07067. kinda central/north. its a nice place actually. not shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:19pm
  • fuck people who hate on jersey im proud to be a jersey bitch im classy and not whores like some of these girls who give us a bad name and not everyone does coke so hop off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 11:50- shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:13pm
  • im from jersey & ive never done coke. i used to make fun of jersey when i lived in new york but now i dont know what i would be without it. jersey is so much better than any other fuckin state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:04pm
  • what a PA pussyfest..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:21pm
  • i fucking love jersey..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Everyone is hatin' on Jersey, but at least it's not Kentucky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Cocaine use and being from new jersey have nothing to do with each other! And even if it did, at least we're not some redneck southern/midwestern state where the only way to make their lives bearable is cheap homemade crystal meth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Bro you hardly ever even see guys like that anymore..they did that 2 or 3 years ago. Good try on the joke though. It had potential.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:11am
  • yeah..good for my new haircut..and all my boys with the same haircut, roids, pretty boy clothes, and oompa loompa tans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:06am
  • haha this text is funny cause jersey is a joke itself. funny times had by all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Jersey living on a prayer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:43am
  • "Third World" doesn't mean what you think it means. Jersey is barely First World, and there is no more Second World.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:42am
  • Regardless of state, there are internationally recognized NJ stereotypes. There are even "reality" TV shows confirming these stereotypes lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:34pm
  • 1. If you've never been to jersey, don't bash it. You have no idea what it and it's girls are like. I'm so sick of people thinking its a shit hole just because it has a few bad neighborhoods. EVERY state has a few bad neighborhoods...duh. 2.Saying south jersey is better than north jersey is fucking insane. Both have their ups and downs and if you're from Jersey you should love it as a fucking whole and not just half.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:50pm
  • fuck that. i'm from jersey. i've never touched cocaine and i am NOT slut. i might have a mouth like a fucking trucker but i'm not a coke-head. along with 74% of new jersey girls. know you shit. thankyouandgoodnight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:37pm
  • hey 4:15, go to hell. Kentucky is known for their beautiful women. what's jersey known for? apparently their coked out women. you're right, soo much better...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:49pm
  • i can do a line off your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:01pm
  • anyone who has so much bad to say about jeresy is a stereotypical ass hole. Get over yourself and the crappy state you live in. Any place you go has its its share of trash and the good places to go, and normal people. Maybe go further past Newark airport and shut up. New Jeresy is a fine place to live.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:20pm
  • this is the funniest thread! PS: JERSEY IS AWESOME-AT LEAST THE PEOPLE ARE REAL, what you see is what you get!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:05pm
  • 5:05 if your gonna hate on Jersey at least get the dis straight.... Jersey is Americas armpit, not asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Yeahhh. I live in South Jersey. Ans I Can't stand north jersey, and I'm not white trash. Jersey Shore represents nothing about me or anyone I know.

    Submitted by jerseygirlx163 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:37am
  • jersey bashing is so overrated. ive lived all over the country and everyone should be ashamed for speaking so harshly about a state they know nothing of..except whats on tv. GROW UP & GET EDUCATED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:02pm
  • But New Jersey is not the only state with stereotypes, there are many. And maybe you didnt notice there are shows about other states confirming stereotypes of other states. Its everywhere, its not just New Jeresy so stop hating something you don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:37pm
  • damnnn like everyone on TFLN is from NJ, hahaaa NY REPRESENTTTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:42pm
  • The best part of making fun of New Jersey is that of all the states in the US they whine and bitch the most when you do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:02pm
  • seriously the jersey texts are really annoying, mostly untrue, and mostly not funny. so over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:07am
  • You dumb Jersey trash. You are trash if you try and seperate your state into two parts. Who does that? Jersey trash does!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Jersey's new slogan should say, "Jersey, don't get it on you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:12pm
  • i've lived in ny and pa. but was born and raised in jersey. all you people hating on jersey should chillll, your ignorance is showing.

    Submitted by brittnj on Oct 24, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Jersey takes jokes way too seriously...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:39am
  • Wow, I'm a proud jersey boy. There really is nothing to be ashamed of about this place. People honestly just don't know what's good in Jersey. Don't hate on what you don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:39pm
  • NJ is to the United States as the United States is to the rest of the world, outsiders bash it, but we don't give a fuck cause we know we're better than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:08pm
  • 4:12 Freakin hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:44am
  • 7:42 No that is not 'enough said' because no one has any idea what you're on about. Do you like Jersey or do you hate it or what? Wow, whatever side you are backing you're really making them look good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:55am
  • when chuck norris does pushups he's not pushing himself up from the ground he is pushing the earth down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:17pm
  • completely true whoever said that north jersey and south jersey are two different places. im from central jersey, a classy part, and i wanna cry everytime i drive north and i rejoice that im not going north when i drive south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Jersey: America's butthole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Hey, atleast jersey women are skinny from all this coke they are blowing and rich for being able to keep up their habbit. Unlike their deep fried relatives down south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:49am
  • 12:40--don't tell people not to bash your state when you can't even spell 'Jersey' properly. You're just proving everyone's point!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:34am
  • 4:31 can suck a huge uncircumsized penis. hows that for classy...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Okay I dont know what kind of girls you find then 4:31, because there are a lot of classy women. People need to stop making such stereotypes, there is nothing wrong with New Jersey. And just like every other state there are trashy people and classy people. Get over yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Dude, i'm from Jersey Ive never done coke, nor any other drug. Shit, with this whole north jersey south jersey shit. um hi you have Camden... REALLY? that is the armpit of jersey. We may have Newark but Camden is ten times worse. New Jersey, WHERE THE WEAK ARE KILLED AND EATEN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:50am
  • 10:57, I never said that all Italians were that way. I have lots of friends who are Italian and act nothing like the way they're depicted on television...to make that assumption would be totally hypocritical on my part. I was simply describing the image a lot of people have about all New Jerseyans, and saying that while there are some people who match that description here, for the most part we don't fit that stereotype at all...Italians included. Believe me I have nothing against you. peace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:22am
  • Jersey has the best sluts..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 4:28 -- you're my hero 4:30 -- there are plenty of classy women in Jersey, you're just not "classy" enough to know where they are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:49pm
  • yo 6:45 i agree with you thats such a perfect description...im from 07901 and shit here is fucking baller...not much coke though, don't know where that rumor got started. I love jersey. Pretty snobbish however, at least in the central part. Don't particularly like the shore either but what can you do every state has its negatives and positives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:48pm
  • I'm from Toronto, and the only place i'd ever live in the US outside Cali is NYC metro, including Jersey. It's pretty awesome. And there's coke in pretty much every city in the world. And if you guys really wanna badmouth a place, how about PA? I mean seriously, it's just a shithole if there ever was one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Jersey girls aren't trash... ... Trash gets picked up. HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:13am
  • "Classy women" don't read TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:41pm
  • A lot of people in my area do coke. Jersey Shore - where only the sluts survive. I though, do not shove things up my nose for a good time. This text is funny. And for all you "haters", keep being close minded, I don't want you here anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:55am
  • i'm a cousin-fucker cokehead slut from central jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:13pm
  • I'm not even from jersey and i love it there. Just like anywhere else theres parts that arent as nice as others but people stereotype way too much. As for the text: funny, even though they only got the second stereotype right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:15pm
  • the best thing about dirty jersey: i once got road head on the jersey turnpike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:44am
  • loving the jersey bashing...no other state gets it like Jersey does and that just proves that all you miserable fucks are just jealous. don't hurt yourselves thinking of more filth to spout...trust me, we've heard it all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:24pm
  • 2:57 from Toronto you fucking rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Every time I drive thru, I get a monster boner. NJ girls are my fantasy life. I live in NH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:28am
  • hah the text is funny not gonna lie. but its just a text so relax and stop this bickering. yes jersey highlight in (mostly delaware side of pa) people's jokes but people also make fun on pa and why don't you people just walk away from this. its just a text. don't make a bunch of drama over a little text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:55am
  • applies to most girls here but i have to say some jersey girls aren't coke whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:04pm
  • South Jersey and North Jersey should be separate states. North NJ Sucks- South NJ is where all the classy women are at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:03pm
  • i love coke!!!! im a jersey bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:46am
  • I enjoy the posts more than the texts themselves!!!!! LMAO!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:00am
  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:22am
  • 5.34: "internationally recognised jersey stereotypes"? Um, no. We don't care, we're too busy stereotyping about parts of our own countries. For the record, I'm Scottish and I love Jersey, have a lot of friends there/from there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:54am
  • why does everyone always hate on jersey? ughh. love it here lol. still a mildly funny text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:08pm
  • jersey truely is a shithole, in every way. every square inch ...btw yes i live in Pa..i've been all over jersey..more then i'd like to admit so essentially i'd like to sum this up with FUCK JERSEY....oh..and you fuckheads cant drive either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:28am
  • i bet chuck norris is from New Jersey. He's gonna kick your ass now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 6 48 thats because all these people have these stereotypes and arent willing to believe they are wrong, when they obviously are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:51pm
  • fuck all that put down jersey. enough said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:42am
  • way to be a dumb, ignorant stereotypical asshole..but, hey isn't that the defintion of an American?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:42pm
  • South Jersey and "classy woman" don't really go hand in hand. Central Jersey, yes. But when you get to the pines you're talking cousin fucker central!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:05pm
  • not everyone for jersey is a greasy d bag. though i admit, there are quite a few.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:59pm
  • @8:44, who the fuck cares if you have celebrities movin in an out your fucking city, big whoopdedoo. apparently you've never been to kentucky you tard because you just put your foot so far in your mouth you choked. get a fucking life and stop with the stereotypes already!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:05am
  • SOUTH JERSEY IS WAY BETTER THAN NORTH JERSEY! WE DESERVE TO BE A SEPARATE STATE. NORTH JERSEY IS MADE OF SHIT, LITERALLY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I hate how everyone thinks they know jersey cuase they watch the show jersey shore

    Submitted by theproblem on Aug 24, 10 at 12:12am
  • i dont get why everyone makes fun of Jersey. not everyone is like that here. only if you live in the shitty places. most of NJ is really nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:55pm
  • agree with 4:28! im so tired of hearing everyone bash jersey....especially these pink dick rednecks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 08540 is super classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:08am
  • haha, this unfortunately reminds me of a few people i know, i'm from jersey. i know a lot of these stereotypes aren't true, so whatever.

    Submitted by yabsonfire on Aug 22, 10 at 7:56pm
  • I would rather live amongst southern rednecks than swarms of Ed Hardy shirts, spiked hair, and fake tans... otherwise known as the population of New Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:17am
  • just stay outta camden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:52am
  • i love you new jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:01pm
  • hi my name is beverly.. and im kinda lonely tonight... you should give me a call.. im a dirty jersey girl.. its 609 373 1072

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:23am
  • jersey is good for a lot of things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:00am
  • 6:25...i'm pretty sure jersey does too...and oh right...we're not bankrupt....i'll take corruption over broke any day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I'd much rather be from Jersey than from somewhere like Pennsylvania.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:18pm
  • is like asking if ur mother would do double anal, u racist bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:04pm
  • wo eva !!! Jerzee for capital !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 4:28 is my new fucking hero!!!!!!!! will u marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:31pm
  • south jersey is where it's at. There are classy ladies, easy sluts, and occasional trash. So now all the rednecks can have their trash, the northerners can have their sluts, and the new jersians can continue to breed timeless, classy offspring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:22pm
  • and what state is that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:27pm
  • If the people in the 3rd world country had coke they wouldnt be hungy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:44pm
  • LMFAO @ 4:13 AM!!!! Ever seen the movie Beer League? HILARIOUS! And I'm not from Jersey, but I've been there a couple times and had a good time everytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:29am
  • ok people CHILL new jersey beaches are amazing, but yes the people suck, ok get the hell over it. this text is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Damn straight 5:03... South Jersey totally different from dirty North Jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Ayo for Chicago! fuck jersey greasy d bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Thank god im from CALIFORNIA baby, and before the hating begins hahahaha couldn't care lesss :-) while you sit and type im gonna go smoke a Blegit and tan out by the pool, and ponder what I should I do for the weekend, go to the beach, the mountains, SF, LA oh thats right we have everrryyyything :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:25pm
  • This is pathetic. Really. Dont say shit unless you've been to Jeresy. And grow up and get over the stereotypes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:40am
  • people from jersey are classier than all of you because we don't waste our time making fun of the hicks, rednecks, sluts and drug addicts from every other state in america. we don't give a shit about you, and all your talk about us just proves how much better we are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:08am
  • 5:44 your problem is your to thick to even bother going somewhere nice i new jeresy, because then it will ruin your little stereotype and you will actually like new jeresy and you'll be jealous. There are so many nice places to go. And as for the beaches there are nice ones. And news flash, corruption exists EVERYWHERE not just new jeresy. Get over yourself!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:42pm
  • why would you go out of your way to brag about california? honestly, are you that full of yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:31pm
  • [tfln] battle!!!!!! lollll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:27pm
  • most of the people who bash jersey have never even been here. that being said, its nothing special. it has crappy places and nice places just like any other state. at least its not bumfuck mississippi or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:26am
  • fuck you guys. new jersey is fucking awesome, asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:32pm
  • CHICAGO ILLINOISYYYYYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:44am
  • 5:57 hehehe, u didn't get the memo? at least ur's is healthier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:40pm
  • july 24th, 3:28 am, you are my fucking hero! jersey does suck only nice thing is the gas is a lot cheaper than pa, but otherwise, piece of shit. and can you dumb fucks learn how to drive? i'm tired of swerving everywhere and slamming on the brakes bc you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:47pm
  • 8:01... what a winner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:28pm
  • You're arguing Jersey vs California vs wherever. News flash: you still live in America. I think I hear your economy going down the drain all the way from this nice, big island over here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:39am
  • 6:45 , to stereotype all the Italian girls in Jersey as snobby rich fake tanned with accents and big hair is a bitchass move. im from the same area as you and am Italian and am none of the above, just because the sopranos gave jersey italian americans a bad name doesnt mean there true. i also couldnt find coke for you if i tried, pot yes, coke not so much. jerseys where its at, get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:57pm
  • But isn't it odd that no matter where you go people know about the NJ stereotype and none about my state?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:23pm
  • hahaha, if you ask that question you can't be annoyed if someone answers truthfully

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:01pm
  • lmfaooooooooo. i love itt so hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:59pm
  • pa fuckers need to get into the right lane and stay the fuck over there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:42am
  • So, yes we have people like that in New Jersey. But there are people like that in Philly and New York too, and it's definitely not the norm. If you're from the south...I bet you'd disagree if I told you you were a trailer trashy racist red neck with a washing machine on your front lawn and 4 missing teeth... so stop judging us because we resent those people just as much as the rest of you and it’s offensive to constantly be labeled as such. FUCK THA HATERZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:46pm
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