how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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LMAO @ 1:29.
if it dries your eyeballs - its a queef
if you can taste it, or it burns your chin, its a fart.
ps, i loled at 9:09am
show her whos boss and do the same to her when she blows you!
does it smell like poop or trout?
In my experience the closer you are the easier it is to tell.
the smell, temperature, and where it hits you
9:08....thank you for starting my day with a laugh!!
no its not because is is the like the bazillionths time queefs have been mentioned on this site.
7:08 if you're going to talk shit maybe you should spell check because now you look like the fucking retard
Protip!:If it looks and feels like an undercooked chocolate flan, you've probably done yourself a mischief.
the more you change positions the more likely she is to queef!!!
hahhahhahaha midgets play beer pong!!!!!!! ha on a coffee table thats great!!
Did her asshole wink at you?
To the original text: Light a match. If it blows the door off the hinges, it's a fart.
The way you tell the difference is but not being a fucking retard.
I fuckn lol'd at 9:09 and 9:15. Good kids.
Fail safe: if it was right after sex it's probly a queef.
don't ask, that's suchh a mood killer,doesn't matter if it is a queef or a fart.
and like the person above me, if it's after you pull out and she moves it's probably a queef. haha
7:08 if you're going to talk shit, then maybe you should spell check because now you look like the fucking retard.
Don't play that card..
well rain on my parade why dont ya lol
this is ironic.... i am watching South Park eat, pray, queef right now!
9:09 & 9:15 just made my day :]
If it smells like poo it's a fart.
trout or poo hahahahaha
trout or poooop lmfaooooooooo ive never laughed so much since i saw 2 midgets play beer pong on a coffee table
try it in the bath tub and bite the bubbles and taste test
5:53 where have you been - time for some vagina experience
how can you not tell?? a queef doesn't smell. or at least it shouldn't.....
you dont. period. scooch back and wait till round two is over.
8:57 not all women know how to keep that place fresh....
haha I always wondered if guys could tell the difference.