Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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