porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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