I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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always a good way to start the day
Sounds like a good night!!!
lol @ 902
now scarred for life with that image burned into my brain
at least the bottle wasn't taped in your pussy
edward corona hands!
someone should FUCK me right now. i'm so bored at work. and everyone i work with is a GIRL.
hopefully it was duck tape!... texas chrome baby!
well.. whore's r us must not be very busy today.
someone drank you under the table.
corona+sandals=monkeyrape, so you got off easy
anybody that says "ridic" should drown in a pool of beer..
At least you didn't have to figure out where you left your shoes. Your dignity on the other hand...
OMFG AND YOU WEAR SANDALS? ARE YOU GERMAN? ZOMG CAPS RAGE!!! AAAARRRGH!
wtf is wrong with corona?
that was a good first!
this happens to me all the time. i rage way to much it's ridic. it's like, i could drink a pool full of beer and still not be drunk. fuckin way to represent bra
IF YOU DRINK CORONA YOU ARE MORE OF A DOUCHEBAG THAN PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS