Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone