i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
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he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
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I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
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no, he came in my armpit
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on