Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
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Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?