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  • Oh, who doesn't love Steven Wright? I stayed up until dawn playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:53pm
  • I dated a girl whose eyes were too close together. They looked like the headlights of a Jeep. I called her AC.... Almost cyclops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:28pm
  • these are always the good nights

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:37pm
  • This is from a Steven Wright standup (the guy on the couch)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:51am
  • She wrote me this beautiful letter telling me how much she cared about me. I liked it so much I crossed off her name on the bottom, write mine and sent it back to her. I never heard from her again... I guess she didn't like what she wrote

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Only in Cleveland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:02pm