Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
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if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.