Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
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In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot