my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
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peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
