gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar