youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wanna passion pit in your ass
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.