By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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Man if a chick told me something like that. I would punch her in the face. Like dead in her fuckin' mouth.
This is the punchline of a very old joke. Lame
I think everybody's penis is larger than his. I've seen some clits that are larger than his penis
that sucks more than a slut sucking dick
duh I told u I was bigger
Not now chief....I'm in the fuckin' zone
Bitches love my haircut. And if they don't...fucking skanks!
good night for the sender or the text.... bad night for the recipient
LMAO 2:50, hey broski, two fuckin heinekens down here
BTW your sister is right, she swallows, and her tiny ass is tight. She had to scream into your Garfield pillow when I pumped her full of cum. She said it was her first time taking it up her ass.
If this is what I think it is, the recipient should be handing out pain to all involved. Real pain.
I bet ur moms dick is bigger
I'm the roommate. ;)
What a total twatsticker
ny girls want to send pics of their tits
Hahaha, had this happen before. The other roommate was my ex, he's still jealous about it
Did u kno your sister shaves her kitty?